Miley Cyrus has kicked off her Bangerz tour. You know, the one she was just bragging about being super deep and enlightening? The tour she insisted parents should be taking their children to because it’s full of art and progressive shit?
Well, surprise surprise. It was none of those things. Unless you consider showing off how to perform fellatio on your Commander in Chief or finding your g-spot important information to teach your 5th grader.