Jennifer Aniston Has Dinner With Brad Pitt! Dinner! Possibly! Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston may have had a secret dinner together, so you know what this means - Jennifer Aniston actually eats stuff. Weird. According to reports, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston met up in secret during the Toronto Film Festival, where Brad Pitt is promoting Burn After Reading and Jennifer Aniston is promoting her recent break-up with John Mayer or a new haircut or something. Seriously, we haven't bothered to check. Anyway, this Brad Pitt/ Jennifer Aniston dinner might not have happened - in fact, it's more likely that Brad and Jennifer went to great lengths to studiously avoid each other - but let's report the dinner as fact anyway. That way we might anger Angelina Jolie enough to stop thumping out a baby with a stupid name every couple of minutes. We're doing you a favour, really.

Noel Gallagher Goes Down Quicker Than Amir Khan Bam! Biff! Boosh! Kablam! These are some of the sounds that all boxers experience when they are in the ring and go through the procedure of splattering someone's brain across the ring. Or, if you're Mike Tyson, an opponent's ear. On Saturday Amir Khan went down in an impressive 54 seconds thanks to Breidis Prescott ...