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Tori Spelling Returns To 90210 Long After We All Stopped Caring
There are two major disappointments about the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off - the first one is that it's a sack of balls. The second is that there's no Tori Spelling. We'd assumed that Tori Spelling was a shoo-in to appear on 90210, what with it being the show she's most associated with and her being such a rubbish actor that she'd be grateful of the work and all. But it wasn't to be. Not until now, anyway - Tori Spelling is returning to 90210, which will be great news for the three people who watch 90210, are old enough to remember Tori Spelling and aren't recovering lobotomy patients.
There are two major disappointments about the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off - the first one is that it's a sack of balls. The second is that there's no Tori Spelling. We'd assumed that Tori Spelling was a shoo-in to appear on 90210, what with it being the show she's most associated with and her being such a rubbish actor that she'd be grateful of the work and all. But it wasn't to be. Not until now, anyway - Tori Spelling is returning to 90210, which will be great news for the three people who watch 90210, are old enough to remember Tori Spelling and aren't recovering lobotomy patients.
Tori Spelling Wants More Money For 90210, Turns Out Producers Don’t Want Her That Much
It must be an epic ride being Tori Spelling - living the trials, tribulations and... trials again of a Hollywood superstar. Well, it would be if she actually did anything worthwhile ever, instead of just getting knocked up and kind of lingering around, like that person at a party you kind of know but don't want to talk to but at the same time don't want to ask to leave as that would be far too rude. Even though they're standing there, people are staring and it's killing the funtime vibe - you're ruining the party, Tori Spelling. Get out. Ahem. It would seem that this is the exact attitude favoured by the execs behind the remake of Beverly Hills 90210 - imaginatively titled 90210 - who appear to have asked Tori to leave the TV party. Maybe it didn't quite happen like that, but we're trying to fit this in with quite a poorly-thought out and stretched analogy. Hush down.
It must be an epic ride being Tori Spelling - living the trials, tribulations and... trials again of a Hollywood superstar. Well, it would be if she actually did anything worthwhile ever, instead of just getting knocked up and kind of lingering around, like that person at a party you kind of know but don't want to talk to but at the same time don't want to ask to leave as that would be far too rude. Even though they're standing there, people are staring and it's killing the funtime vibe - you're ruining the party, Tori Spelling. Get out. Ahem. It would seem that this is the exact attitude favoured by the execs behind the remake of Beverly Hills 90210 - imaginatively titled 90210 - who appear to have asked Tori to leave the TV party. Maybe it didn't quite happen like that, but we're trying to fit this in with quite a poorly-thought out and stretched analogy. Hush down.
Tori Spelling Copies Alba, Has Child
It's not uncommon to see a celebrity that has suffered a downturn in their career take 'inspiration' from another, more popular personality to get their life back on track. But this has to be the worst case of copycat behaviour we've ever seen. Tori Spelling, of Beverly Hills 90210 and... errm... some shit reality TV show fame, has gone and got herself one of those baby things in what experts are calling 'clearly a rip off of Jessica Alba'. The brazen attempt to hoard some publicity is sure to backfire as members of the public lash out at Tori and her derivative behaviour.
It's not uncommon to see a celebrity that has suffered a downturn in their career take 'inspiration' from another, more popular personality to get their life back on track. But this has to be the worst case of copycat behaviour we've ever seen. Tori Spelling, of Beverly Hills 90210 and... errm... some shit reality TV show fame, has gone and got herself one of those baby things in what experts are calling 'clearly a rip off of Jessica Alba'. The brazen attempt to hoard some publicity is sure to backfire as members of the public lash out at Tori and her derivative behaviour.
