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Is Cheryl Cole Getting An Impractically Tiny Clothing Line?
Forget singing and dancing and marrying idiots, winning X Factor with Alexandra Burke might be Cheryl Cole's greatest achievement. Because, for teaching herself the Pavlovian response of bursting into tears every that Alexandra opened her poxy mouth, Cheryl Cole is now a proper celebrity. So much so that she might release her own clothing line. Topshop reportedly wants to give Cheryl a Kate Moss-style clothing collection, so soon everybody can look exactly like Cheryl Cole. Well, almost - they'd have to become tiny malnourished midget transvestites in too much make-up if they wanted to look exactly like her. Rules is rules.
Forget singing and dancing and marrying idiots, winning X Factor with Alexandra Burke might be Cheryl Cole's greatest achievement. Because, for teaching herself the Pavlovian response of bursting into tears every that Alexandra opened her poxy mouth, Cheryl Cole is now a proper celebrity. So much so that she might release her own clothing line. Topshop reportedly wants to give Cheryl a Kate Moss-style clothing collection, so soon everybody can look exactly like Cheryl Cole. Well, almost - they'd have to become tiny malnourished midget transvestites in too much make-up if they wanted to look exactly like her. Rules is rules.
