Articles tagged with: topiary
Ringo Starr’s Head Gets Chopped Off
Note to self: Never, ever say anything bad about people from Liverpool. Because if you do end up saying something bad about people from Liverpool, people from Liverpool will literally cut your head off. It's true - they've just cut Ringo Starr's head off. Alright, at this point we should probably point out that it was only the topiary head of a topiary Ringo Starr that was chopped off, thanks to some vaguely anti-Liverpool comments Ringo made in January. But it's still a shock, because the topiary Ringo Starr was about five or six times better at singing and drumming than the flesh and blood one.
Note to self: Never, ever say anything bad about people from Liverpool. Because if you do end up saying something bad about people from Liverpool, people from Liverpool will literally cut your head off. It's true - they've just cut Ringo Starr's head off. Alright, at this point we should probably point out that it was only the topiary head of a topiary Ringo Starr that was chopped off, thanks to some vaguely anti-Liverpool comments Ringo made in January. But it's still a shock, because the topiary Ringo Starr was about five or six times better at singing and drumming than the flesh and blood one.
