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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is

by Michael Park

REEM or D*REAM? Folded The X-Men Guide To Puberty – Thank god. How would we ever have coped without it? Rihanna’s Been Censored – OH GOD NO!!!! Who Is Football’s Biggest Tit? – Andy Dawson asks the question on everyone’s lips. Will Self – Would anyone ever be able to live on without seeing him [...]

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Star Wars Hottest Women!

by Mof Gimmers

George Lucas has got everyone thinking about Star Wars again, what with him re-releasing it for the millionth time and, better yet, still tinkering around with it in a bid to utterly infuriate absolutely everyone who loves the films. Well done George. So while Lucas meddles, we fiddle. This means we started thinking about the [...]

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Katy Perry Gives Dead Freddie Mercury A Rousing Happy Birthday Message

by Matthew Laidlow

Quick everyone! Raid the cupboard for party poppers and get out your best bunting to decorate the living room. Today sees Freddie Mercury turn sixty five and a day! However, Freddie is yesterday’s news and has already been forgotten about. But here at hecklerspray, we won’t let a new Google image or Twitter hashtag see [...]

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Google’s Doodle Reminds Us Why Queen And Freddie Mercury Were Awful

by Mof Gimmers

For reasons we don’t rightly care about, Queen and Freddie Mercury have been honoured with a Google Doodle. It probably marks the first time Fred avoided a dentist appointment. Either way, this tribute only serves to remind us of why Queen are such a loathsome group. And there’s a lot… A LOT… to dislike about [...]

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Top 10 Adam Buxton Videos

by Mof Gimmers

Are you aware of who Adam Buxton is? That’s right! He’s one half of Adam & Joe! He’s that funny bloke with the beard who you can never remember the name of who did that cool thing that time! He’s part man, part meme. And, as he’s always putting new videos out and continually up [...]

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Vladimir Putin Is Much, Much Better Than You [Videos]

by Mof Gimmers

You. You’re a massive wimp. Why? Because we’re all wimps when compared to the most immense man the world has ever seen! We are, of course, talking about walking deity, Vladimir Putin! There’s nothing that ol’ Pute can’t do. Seriously. If there was a sex-tape leaked starring him, it would be so impressive that our [...]

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Wings’ Paul McCartney Had His Phone Hacked, Apparently. It’s Like Mark Chapman All Over Again

by Mof Gimmers

Sir Paul McCartney, of forgotten ’70s beat group Wings, has for some peculiar reason, had his phone hacked by ‘so-called journalists’ and he’s gone grassing everyone up to the police. Including us. We got a letter informing us we’d be under investigation. Even though we only have one PAYG mobile phone (the one with Snake [...]

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Ten Songs Paul McCartney Should Consider For Olympic Opening Ceremony

by Mof Gimmers

Paul McCartney is all set to headline the opening ceremony of London 2012 Olympic Games alongside other British music stars who probably aren’t nearly as good. Unless they get Girls Aloud on which would be amazing. The Beatle has told organisers of London 2012 he is “up for” playing at the opener, but which songs [...]

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Lucozade Make Us Think Of Best Trios Ever

by admin

Three. It’s a special number isn’t it? It is saucier than two, despite people saying that it’s a ‘crowd’. What the devil is wrong with a crowd? Nothing. Crowds are fun. Anyway, there’s a plethora of fine trios in the world which make us very happy. And why are we talking about threesomes (stop being [...]

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Happy Easter! Embarrassing Songs For Jesus!

by Mof Gimmers

Poor ol ‘Jesus. He tried to set up a cool hippie commune where everyone loved their brother and sister and, well, the mentals got a hold of it and started a bunch of wars, sided with war criminals, got gays beaten up and raped children. Great. Just what Jesus Christ had in mind, right? As [...]

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