Articles tagged with: Toni Braxton
Toni Braxton Booted Off Dancing With The Stars Forever
As someone we vaguely remember from a decade ago, Toni Braxton is easily the most famous person on Dancing With The Stars. Actually, make that 'was'. Because yesterday Toni Braxton became the latest celebrity to be voted off Dancing With The Stars after the American public deemed her West Coast Swing to be inexplicably worse than the sight of octogenarian contestant Cloris Leachman stumbling around like a Thriller zombie. However, Toni Braxton took her Dancing With The Stars elimination with good grace, adding that all the constant training had helped to improve the heart condition that looked set to wreck her career a few months ago. The message is clear, everyone - dancing regularly can improve your health to a level that's just below that of a frail 82-year-old woman. Good work, Toni.
As someone we vaguely remember from a decade ago, Toni Braxton is easily the most famous person on Dancing With The Stars. Actually, make that 'was'. Because yesterday Toni Braxton became the latest celebrity to be voted off Dancing With The Stars after the American public deemed her West Coast Swing to be inexplicably worse than the sight of octogenarian contestant Cloris Leachman stumbling around like a Thriller zombie. However, Toni Braxton took her Dancing With The Stars elimination with good grace, adding that all the constant training had helped to improve the heart condition that looked set to wreck her career a few months ago. The message is clear, everyone - dancing regularly can improve your health to a level that's just below that of a frail 82-year-old woman. Good work, Toni.
Toni Braxton & Cloris Leachman Join Dancing With The Hilariously Infirm Stars
Say what you like about Dancing With The Stars, but you can't deny that it loves its physically-impaired contestants. In recent years, Dancing With The Stars contestants have included one-legged Heather Mills, constantly-fainting Marie Osmond and Mel B - a woman so harrowingly northern that there'll soon be a all-star charity concert held to stop her eating tripe and breeding greyhounds. And this year's Dancing With The Stars is no different - contestants include 82-year-old Cloris Leachman, recent heart-scare patient Toni Braxton and Kim Kardashian, who suffers from a rare arse disorder called Booty Tumours. Or she doesn't. Let's not pretend that we care about any of this, shall we.
Say what you like about Dancing With The Stars, but you can't deny that it loves its physically-impaired contestants. In recent years, Dancing With The Stars contestants have included one-legged Heather Mills, constantly-fainting Marie Osmond and Mel B - a woman so harrowingly northern that there'll soon be a all-star charity concert held to stop her eating tripe and breeding greyhounds. And this year's Dancing With The Stars is no different - contestants include 82-year-old Cloris Leachman, recent heart-scare patient Toni Braxton and Kim Kardashian, who suffers from a rare arse disorder called Booty Tumours. Or she doesn't. Let's not pretend that we care about any of this, shall we.
Toni Braxton Sacks Off Las Vegas
Poor old Toni Braxton. For close to two years Toni has spent night after night grinding out a living as a Las Vegas casino performer and nobody cared. But now Toni Braxton has finally got the attention she deserves. Thanks to the mysterious, potentially life-threatening chest pains that took her off to hospital last week, Toni Braxton has never been so famous and her Vegas show is bound to sell even more tickets than ever as a result. Except that it won't, because Toni Braxton has cancelled all of her shows for the rest of April while she recovers. Stupid chest pains - they give you all the thrill of being famous with none of the cardiovascular functionality of being healthy. Hardly ideal, is it?
Poor old Toni Braxton. For close to two years Toni has spent night after night grinding out a living as a Las Vegas casino performer and nobody cared. But now Toni Braxton has finally got the attention she deserves. Thanks to the mysterious, potentially life-threatening chest pains that took her off to hospital last week, Toni Braxton has never been so famous and her Vegas show is bound to sell even more tickets than ever as a result. Except that it won't, because Toni Braxton has cancelled all of her shows for the rest of April while she recovers. Stupid chest pains - they give you all the thrill of being famous with none of the cardiovascular functionality of being healthy. Hardly ideal, is it?
Toni Braxton Hospitalised For Some Urgent Heart-Unbreaking
Toni Braxton - the female R&B singer you haven't seen, heard or thought about once in the last 12 years - has been hospitalised in Las Vegas.
Although the exact nature of Toni Braxton's illness hasn't been revealed, some have claimed that she was rushed to hospital with chest pains - a sign that Toni Braxton could be suffering from a flare up of her pre-existing pericarditis.
Pericarditis, of course, is an inflammation of the lining of the heart. Ironic, really, since Toni Braxton's most famous song was entitled Un-Break My Heart. When will these celebrities realise that singing lovelorn powerballads about diseases that they suffer from is no substitute for the progressive nature of medical science?
