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Madonna/ Ritchie Divorce: The Gristley Nightmare Ends Tomorrow
It's always sad when love ends, except for when it's love between a potato-man and an old lady mostly comprised of cartilage. Then it's quite funny. Which is to say that the divorce between Madonna and Guy Ritchie has been nothing but solid non-stop hilarity from start to finish. So laugh it up while you can, because it looks as though the divorce between Madonna and Guy Ritchie is going to be finalised at the High Court tomorrow. The news comes after the revelation that Madonna and Guy Ritchie have quietly worked out a settlement. That's likely to be kept a secret, but we assume there'll be a fair split in terms of custody and ownership of property, and Madonna will get to keep the leotards. No! Guy Ritchie will keep the leotards! No! Madonna! No! Guy! No! Oh, we don't know which outcome would make us feel queasier.
It's always sad when love ends, except for when it's love between a potato-man and an old lady mostly comprised of cartilage. Then it's quite funny. Which is to say that the divorce between Madonna and Guy Ritchie has been nothing but solid non-stop hilarity from start to finish. So laugh it up while you can, because it looks as though the divorce between Madonna and Guy Ritchie is going to be finalised at the High Court tomorrow. The news comes after the revelation that Madonna and Guy Ritchie have quietly worked out a settlement. That's likely to be kept a secret, but we assume there'll be a fair split in terms of custody and ownership of property, and Madonna will get to keep the leotards. No! Guy Ritchie will keep the leotards! No! Madonna! No! Guy! No! Oh, we don't know which outcome would make us feel queasier.
