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The Top 10 Celebrity Sex Tapes of All Time

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Celebrities are filmed all the damn time: movies, tv shows, music videos, paparazzi; you’d think that when they’re home alone they’d like to have the cameras off them for a bit. Well, if you thought that you thought WRONG! Celebs are just like us regular folk sometimes and you know what regular folk love? Watching themselves bang.

I was trying to think of a new list to do, and my friend, Andrew, suggested celebrity sex tapes, and I’m pretty amazed I didn’t think of this before because I went through a few years where I was straight up obsessed with celebrity sex tapes (don’t you judge me). Though there are actually many, here are the top ten most memorable and worth having a watch.

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Top 10 Sexiest Romances in Hollywood History

February 12th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

10 Horrible Celebrity Marriages That Shouldn’t Have Happened

January 12th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In the last two weeks, Kaley Cuoco married a guy that she dated for about an hour and Hilary Duff split up with her weird looking husband after three years of marriage. What do these things have in common? Well, technically, nothing other than the fact that both Kaley and Hilary are blond starlets that married athletes, but I have no desire in writing about female stars who get wetties for athletes.

Nope, what they have in common that I’m interested in is the fact that both Hilary and Kaley’s marriages were ones that probably should’ve waited. Hilary was only 23 when she got married, which is super young by today’s standards, and I’ve had heartburn longer than Kaley knew her husband. People in Hollywood have a lot of money, which means they often blow it on stupid shit like getting married without thinking about it. Sometimes they get married too young and sometimes they get married too quickly after being with someone. And we all know how that ends up going for them.

Leonardo DiCaprio Has A Unicorn In His Pants

November 18th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Almost every?person over the age of 30 has seen the video for strip club top 5?jam?”Cherry Pie” at some point?in their life, probably back?when MTV still played music videos.??

Half naked blonde chick, rubbing her crotch all over a car, while stereotypical 80s rock singer who is only hot because he is in a band gets with a girl way too good looking for him.? That half naked blonde chick in this particular instance was Bobbie Brown and she has a new tell all book coming out with some pretty juicy new stories.

Brown talks about almost getting it in with a few now D list actors and musicians, and how she was dumped by Tommy Lee for future hot mess Pamela Anderson.? But it’s her story about Leonardo DiCaprio that is fucking amazing and worth every penny she was paid for the memoir.

Tommy Lee Exploding With Killer Whale Semen And A Cow’s Vagina (No, Seriously)

December 9th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Okay. What do we know about Tommy Lee? Firstly, he’s got a massive wang. So big is Tommy Lee’s penis is that it actually has an ankle in the middle of it. We also know that he was in Motley Crue who are one of rock’s more forgettable footnotes. We also know that he’s a toppling dimwit.

And so, add all these things together and add a killer whale into the equation and you’ve got the perfect celebrity story, right? Thick man talks about gigantic, ejaculating member with very little authority, loudly.

Fantastic. So what’s his beef? Well, Tommy doesn’t like the way SeaWorld wank Tilikum with killer whale off. No, seriously.

Tommy Lee’s Helicopter Pilot Feels A Right Tit

March 24th, 2009 By Paul Gibson

Tommy Lee thought he'd done it all.? The drugs, the drink, the Pamela Anderson.

But now one of his employees has gone one better, as photos emerge of him groping up a lady?s big boobs. While flying a blimmin helicopter!

There are some things you do not want to hear over the pilot?s intercom while you're flying. ?Tell Cheryl I love her,? is up there. And now we can add: ?Good morning, passengers. My name is Captain David Martz and I am your pilot today. we're currently flying level at three to four hundred feet, and I'm sucking on a porn star?s tit?.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee – Together At Last! Again. Again. Again.

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Pamela Anderson seems to wish she could return to the past – to a time before hepatitis, miscarriage, divorce, Rick Salomon and definitely, definitely before Kid Rock. The whole world wants to return to that particular time.

But the particular time she seems to want to return to is the one where a drummer from a bit of a crap, over-hyped band who likes to get his junk out on stage gets to stick it to her on a regular basis.

Yes, kids, Pamela Anderson is back with Tommy Lee.

Kid Rock Gets Away With Lame MTV VMA Scuffle

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Trouble is Kid Rock's middle name. Actually it isn't – it's probably Jeb or Enos or Clawfoot or something – but that doesn't matter because Trouble is also Kid Rock's best friend, wife, vicar and Meals On Wheels delivery operative.

Kid Rock is addicted to trouble, and it doesn't matter if it's the sort of trouble that involves physical violence or the sort of trouble that involves making dreadful redneck heavy metal that sounds like it should exclusively soundtrack cross-eyed, chipped-tooth monster truck rallies. But sometimes Kid Rock's penchant for trouble gets him into, um, trouble – like when Kid Rock decided to use the live, globally-televised MTV VMA awards this year to start a fight with Tommy Lee. However, despite everyone in the world seeing Kid Rock and Tommy Lee slapping each other like babies during the awards, police have announced that Kid Rock won't be charged for the brawl, mainly because they need all their MTV VMA manpower to try and pin a charge of Miming With Intent To Appal on Britney Spears.