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Alice Cooper Gets Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall Of Fame Induction (And Gives Us The Excuse To Show A Funny Video)

by Mof Gimmers on December 15, 2010 1 Comment

The Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame award thingy is pretty pointless isn’t it? Essentially, it confirms that you’re old and now past it. Isn’t Phil Collins in there? Well then. That said, this year’s ragged crew look like they’d make for a fun and weird dinner party.

Alice Cooper, Neil Diamond, Dr. John, Darlene Love and Tom Waits are all being inducted next year and the class of 2011 will be asked to attend a lavish bash filled with circus freaks spewing regurgitated cocaine paste from their throats on March 14th in New York.

Tom Waits has been nominated before, but unfathomably, Neil Diamond hasn’t. Still, we can heartily back the decision to stick a finger up at Bon Jovi who have yet to get love from whoever the crap it is decides who goes into this imagined wall-space.

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Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan Attacked By Scarlett Johansson

by Paul Sorrenti on April 19, 2008 1 Comment

Scarlett Johansson (the actress – and now singer – famous for having Scarlett Johansson’s boobs on her chest; you know the one?) has blasted two of hecklerspray’s most cherished celebrities!

The outrageous harlot has dared to declare that the musical talent of our Paris Hilton and our Lindsay Lohan is not quite her cup of tea.

How dare she? Just who does she think she is? Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have a put a lot of good, honest, hard-work into getting where they are today, yet where is the respect? Do you think those cocks suck themselves?

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Scarlett Johansson (the actress - and now singer - famous for having Scarlett Johansson’s boobs on her chest; you know the one?) has blasted two of hecklerspray’s most cherished celebrities! The outrageous harlot has dared to declare that the musical talent of our Paris and our Lindsay is not quite her cup of tea. How dare she? Just who does she think she is? Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have a put a lot of good, honest, hard-work into getting where they are today, yet where is the respect? Do you think those cocks suck themselves? No, of course they don’t. If they did humanity would have become extinct a long, long time ago. It takes a good deal of effort to say ‘ah’ for that amount of time and with that amount of people. There are literally girlfriends out there, all over the world right now (possibly even reading this), who wouldn’t even say ‘ah’ to their own boyfriends for much more than a minute each week. Sometimes less.