Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
10 – Doctor Who goes to Glastonbury, dances like a twonk – Watch With Mothers
9 – If someone yawns when you talk to them, it means they fancy you. Needless to say, this makes us the sexiest group of people on the planet – Asylum
8 – Kristen Stewart in bizarre ‘smiling’ incident – AmyGrindhouse
7 – Bored of Rock Paper Scissors? Good, us too. That’s why, from now on, we’ll be playing Robot Pirate Ninja Zombie Monkey. Ninja beats pirate, by the way – Geekologie
Tom Ford is basically a modern-day Renaissance man – one day he’ll make a pair of trousers, the next he’ll make, dunno, a sweater or something.
But Tom Ford isn’t a man who restricts himself to only making things for rich image-conscious idiots to wear. No, now he’s decided to turn his hand to making things for rich image-conscious idiots to sit and slowly fall asleep to and then wake up and pretend to have enjoyed because it makes them look clever. That’s right – Tom Ford is making a movie.
Apparently Tom Ford has adapted the novel A Single Man into a movie, and he’s managed to get Julianne Moore and Colin Firth to star in it. We don’t know if A Single Man will be good yet, but we suspect it largely depends on his resolve – at some point he’s bound to crack and give Victoria Beckham a part in it, and how large that part is will determine how many teeth we’ll smash out with our shoe if we ever have to watch it.
