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Dancing With The Stars: Everyone’s Out, More Or Less

by Stuart Heritage on October 7, 2009 0 Comments

Tom DeLay, Debi Mazar, Dancing With The Stars, Kelly OsbourneCelebrities leave Dancing With The Stars for many reasons – because they’re injured, because they’re crap dancers.

And then there’s Tom DeLay. Tom DeLay is both. However, on last night’s Dancing With The Stars Tom DeLay was offed by injury, probably right before he could be offed by the fact that he dances like a peculiarly asthmatic sack that’s been filled with a bunch of lethargic kittens.

But Tom DeLay wasn’t the only celebrity to leave Dancing With The Stars last night. Debi Mazar was also eliminated, and once we’ve looked up her name on Wikipedia we’ll tell you exactly who she is.

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Kelly Osbourne On ‘Dancing With The Stars More Famous Than Her’

by Stuart Heritage on August 18, 2009 3 Comments

Dancing With The Stars, Kelly Osbourne, Mya, Melissa Joan Hart, Michael Irving, Ashley Hamilton, Aaron Carter, Macy Gray, Tom DeLayDancing With The Stars is easily the best show on television. No, wait, not best – we meant least accurately titled.

It’s true. None of the words correlate. For one, the Dancing With The Stars contestants aren’t actually stars, let alone the definitive star collection that the titular use of the word ‘The’ suggests. Second, their graceless plodding technically isn’t dancing. Third, we’re not dancing with anyone – we’re just watching. Really it should be called Looking At Some People You Vaguely Recognise Clump Around A Bit.

Anyway, Dancing With The Stars is back. Who’s in it? Find out after the jump.

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