Articles tagged with: Tom Cruise
Paul Haggis Throws His Dummy Out Of Scientology’s Pram
Paul Haggis isn't just the bald film director responsible for writing the worst James Bond film ever, you know. He's also a Scientologist. Or at least he was a Scientologist. Paul Haggis has just decided to leave Scientology, and he's decided to do it by basically writing a letter to Scientology spokesman Tommy Davis saying that Scientology is stupid and it doesn't like gay people and it's awful and that all Scientologists have stinky bums, or something. So there goes any hope of Paul Haggis working with John Travolta or that terrible woman from King Of Queens in the future. He'll probably survive.
Paul Haggis isn't just the bald film director responsible for writing the worst James Bond film ever, you know. He's also a Scientologist. Or at least he was a Scientologist. Paul Haggis has just decided to leave Scientology, and he's decided to do it by basically writing a letter to Scientology spokesman Tommy Davis saying that Scientology is stupid and it doesn't like gay people and it's awful and that all Scientologists have stinky bums, or something. So there goes any hope of Paul Haggis working with John Travolta or that terrible woman from King Of Queens in the future. He'll probably survive.
The 20 Most Awesome Movie Cameos Ever
Cameos in movies are always a bit of a double-edged sword. On one hand they can provide audiences with a reaction of genuine delight when they find a big-name star who was not listed in the opening credits has suddenly turned up on screen to enliven and enrich the film in progress. The more negative reaction however can see fans of a particular actor howling in anger as some wannabe gate-crashes some other big-name star’s party – usually with a scene of such gravitas that it completely overshadows the main star’s performance.
Cameos in movies are always a bit of a double-edged sword. On one hand they can provide audiences with a reaction of genuine delight when they find a big-name star who was not listed in the opening credits has suddenly turned up on screen to enliven and enrich the film in progress. The more negative reaction however can see fans of a particular actor howling in anger as some wannabe gate-crashes some other big-name star’s party – usually with a scene of such gravitas that it completely overshadows the main star’s performance.
Sarah Michelle Gellar Gives Baby Normal Name! WTF??
Some people just don't quite know how to correctly behave when they're famous. Yes, we're talking about you, Sarah Michelle Gellar! And you, Freddie Prinze Jr! Don't try to hide away from our steely gaze. You both once had the world at your feet. For Christ's sake, you could have been the next Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. But look at you, so totally normal, it's disgusting. You've even given your child a standard everyday name - Charlotte Grace. Charlotte Grace? What the hell is wrong with you people? As literally everyone else on the planet knows, if you're going to live in the limelight, every single aspect of your life must be thrilling and unusual. Your diet, your choice of deity to worship, your outfits, and especially your children. They should be given freaky made-up names that sound stupid, like Suri, Maddox, or Brooklyn. Names guaranteed to see them cornered in the playground, and eventually home schooled.
Some people just don't quite know how to correctly behave when they're famous. Yes, we're talking about you, Sarah Michelle Gellar! And you, Freddie Prinze Jr! Don't try to hide away from our steely gaze. You both once had the world at your feet. For Christ's sake, you could have been the next Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. But look at you, so totally normal, it's disgusting. You've even given your child a standard everyday name - Charlotte Grace. Charlotte Grace? What the hell is wrong with you people? As literally everyone else on the planet knows, if you're going to live in the limelight, every single aspect of your life must be thrilling and unusual. Your diet, your choice of deity to worship, your outfits, and especially your children. They should be given freaky made-up names that sound stupid, like Suri, Maddox, or Brooklyn. Names guaranteed to see them cornered in the playground, and eventually home schooled.
Tom Cruise Stars In Mission: Impossible 4 – This Time It’s Unnecessary
So Tom Cruise is going to make Mission: Impossible 4. Let's get all the obvious gags out of the way now, shall we? Hey, what's the impossible mission this time? Reviving Tom Cruise's career? Ha. Finding Tom Cruise a decent haircut? Ha. Trying to convince the world that Tom Cruise isn't a boggle-eyed religious fanatic? Ha. Making Tom Cruise the size of a normal human being? Ha. Getting Tom Cruise to convincingly marry a woman? Ha. Trying to get Tom Cruise to promote a movie without making an overwhelming arsehole of himself? Haaaa. Oh boy, this is going to be fun.
So Tom Cruise is going to make Mission: Impossible 4. Let's get all the obvious gags out of the way now, shall we? Hey, what's the impossible mission this time? Reviving Tom Cruise's career? Ha. Finding Tom Cruise a decent haircut? Ha. Trying to convince the world that Tom Cruise isn't a boggle-eyed religious fanatic? Ha. Making Tom Cruise the size of a normal human being? Ha. Getting Tom Cruise to convincingly marry a woman? Ha. Trying to get Tom Cruise to promote a movie without making an overwhelming arsehole of himself? Haaaa. Oh boy, this is going to be fun.
Hollywood FACT: Prettiness x10 = Accepted Level Of Crazy
Imagine going on a date with someone who seems perfectly normal. Throughout the course of the evening, you notice that they have a little vial around their neck. “Oh, that, that's just my ex husband's blood.” says your date as she pours you another glass of wine. “When I'm not looking after my fifty six billion children, I'm busy learning how to knife throw and kissing my brother in a way that could only be described as really really creepy. What do you do in your spare time?” I reckon it'd take you about ten seconds to make your 'something bad happened' excuse and get the hell out of there. Leaving your wallet, phone and passport behind if you had to. Run! Run away! Unless you're on a date with Angelina Jolie.
Imagine going on a date with someone who seems perfectly normal. Throughout the course of the evening, you notice that they have a little vial around their neck. “Oh, that, that's just my ex husband's blood.” says your date as she pours you another glass of wine. “When I'm not looking after my fifty six billion children, I'm busy learning how to knife throw and kissing my brother in a way that could only be described as really really creepy. What do you do in your spare time?” I reckon it'd take you about ten seconds to make your 'something bad happened' excuse and get the hell out of there. Leaving your wallet, phone and passport behind if you had to. Run! Run away! Unless you're on a date with Angelina Jolie.
Katie Holmes Admits She Courted Her Fame As Part Of ‘TomKat’
Here's a guest blog by the wonder that is Amy Grindhouse... Katie Holmes is a woman whom many find enigmatic. She was once Joey Potter on Dawson's Creek and now she is known for being little more than the kept woman looking all shiny eyed, whilst hanging off Tom Cruise's arm. The actress and mother is the subject of much speculation and often ridicule. Some think that she is the kid who got lucky and married her childhood crush, while others think that she is the target of a clever Scientology-based blind date system, where the winner gets to be shackled to their famous mate for the rest of their lives.
Here's a guest blog by the wonder that is Amy Grindhouse... Katie Holmes is a woman whom many find enigmatic. She was once Joey Potter on Dawson's Creek and now she is known for being little more than the kept woman looking all shiny eyed, whilst hanging off Tom Cruise's arm. The actress and mother is the subject of much speculation and often ridicule. Some think that she is the kid who got lucky and married her childhood crush, while others think that she is the target of a clever Scientology-based blind date system, where the winner gets to be shackled to their famous mate for the rest of their lives.
This Just In: Katie Holmes Sort Of Likes Her Own Child
Katie Holmes has never really been that well known for her giant profundity, but that's all about to change. And it's all down to Suri Cruise. You see, the effect of Suri Cruise on Katie Holmes has been enormous. So big that Katie Holmes has just become the first mother in all of history to publicly state that she quite likes her child. It goes further. Katie Holmes has called being a mother 'the most important job in the world'. Take that Ban Ki-moon, and don't come back until you've learnt how to cook fish fingers for crying ungrateful brats.
Katie Holmes has never really been that well known for her giant profundity, but that's all about to change. And it's all down to Suri Cruise. You see, the effect of Suri Cruise on Katie Holmes has been enormous. So big that Katie Holmes has just become the first mother in all of history to publicly state that she quite likes her child. It goes further. Katie Holmes has called being a mother 'the most important job in the world'. Take that Ban Ki-moon, and don't come back until you've learnt how to cook fish fingers for crying ungrateful brats.
Tom Cruise & Hitler’s Globe Virtually Embroiled In Strange Legal Action!
Hitler had a face that only a mother could love - a blind, drunk mother whose eyeballs were probably in the bottom of a reservoir somewhere filled with cataracts. As far as our top five list of attractive dictators goes, Hitler's not even on it. You know who is though? General Mao. Sure he was mean, but he had the jaw-line of a god. Adolf was ugly alright - but don't tell that to Eva Braun. She used to lick sugar off his greasy cheek bones (Germans think that's an exfoliator). Imagine how dumb she'd feel once she found out he was ugly. Hideous as he was, though, Hitler apparently had good taste in globes. And that, through a series of strange events, now has Tom Cruise hovering on the brink of a huge gaping lawsuit.
Hitler had a face that only a mother could love - a blind, drunk mother whose eyeballs were probably in the bottom of a reservoir somewhere filled with cataracts. As far as our top five list of attractive dictators goes, Hitler's not even on it. You know who is though? General Mao. Sure he was mean, but he had the jaw-line of a god. Adolf was ugly alright - but don't tell that to Eva Braun. She used to lick sugar off his greasy cheek bones (Germans think that's an exfoliator). Imagine how dumb she'd feel once she found out he was ugly. Hideous as he was, though, Hitler apparently had good taste in globes. And that, through a series of strange events, now has Tom Cruise hovering on the brink of a huge gaping lawsuit.
