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Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Can Tom Chambers Win?
It's the Strictly Come Dancing final on Saturday, which means two things: 1) it's almost Christmas and 2) soon we'll be writing about Celebrity Big Brother. How wonderful. But back to Strictly Come Dancing. Saturday will be the culmination of half a year's training for Lisa Snowdon, Tom Chambers and Rachel Stevens, and only one can win it. Unless, you know, the BBC makes the last-minute decision that they've all won and, instead of a final dance-off, Tess Daly just rolls around in everyone's phone-vote money cackling like a witch. That seems to be the done thing these days. So can Tom Chambers win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's his recap...
It's the Strictly Come Dancing final on Saturday, which means two things: 1) it's almost Christmas and 2) soon we'll be writing about Celebrity Big Brother. How wonderful. But back to Strictly Come Dancing. Saturday will be the culmination of half a year's training for Lisa Snowdon, Tom Chambers and Rachel Stevens, and only one can win it. Unless, you know, the BBC makes the last-minute decision that they've all won and, instead of a final dance-off, Tess Daly just rolls around in everyone's phone-vote money cackling like a witch. That seems to be the done thing these days. So can Tom Chambers win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's his recap...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Tom Chambers
Strictly Come Dancing recap time! You'll miss these when they're gone, you know. Or you won't. No skin off our nose. So let's reflect on the series so far. We've had new professional dancers, in the shape of Kristina and that sleazy-looking American bloke. We've had the biggest scandal of Strictly Come Dancing history with John Sergeant's resignation and, in "I am not doddery, doddery I am not," we've reached the part of Bruce Forsyth's career where he discovers irony. We give it seven out of ten. Anyway, here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Tom Chambers...
Strictly Come Dancing recap time! You'll miss these when they're gone, you know. Or you won't. No skin off our nose. So let's reflect on the series so far. We've had new professional dancers, in the shape of Kristina and that sleazy-looking American bloke. We've had the biggest scandal of Strictly Come Dancing history with John Sergeant's resignation and, in "I am not doddery, doddery I am not," we've reached the part of Bruce Forsyth's career where he discovers irony. We give it seven out of ten. Anyway, here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Tom Chambers...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Tom Chambers
The last Strictly Come Dancing recap of the week! How utterly miserable for you all. But don't be miserable, because Strictly Come Dancing still has an hour and a half of screentime to fill up on Saturday, and there are only four dancers left. You know what that means? Twelve dances each and training montages that last until everyone wants to kill themselves. Hooray! Here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Tom Chambers...
The last Strictly Come Dancing recap of the week! How utterly miserable for you all. But don't be miserable, because Strictly Come Dancing still has an hour and a half of screentime to fill up on Saturday, and there are only four dancers left. You know what that means? Twelve dances each and training montages that last until everyone wants to kill themselves. Hooray! Here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Tom Chambers...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Tom Chambers
And here's another batch of Strictly Come Dancing recaps. Would you expect anything less from us? You would? Oh. We're getting towards the end of Strictly Come Dancing now and, as such, only the strongest competitors are left in the running. Well, the strongest competitors and Christine Bleakley, who is clearly worse than everyone else but keeps getting voted through by the public. We think that means she'll have resigned by Friday. Here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Tom Chambers...
And here's another batch of Strictly Come Dancing recaps. Would you expect anything less from us? You would? Oh. We're getting towards the end of Strictly Come Dancing now and, as such, only the strongest competitors are left in the running. Well, the strongest competitors and Christine Bleakley, who is clearly worse than everyone else but keeps getting voted through by the public. We think that means she'll have resigned by Friday. Here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Tom Chambers...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: John’s Long Gone
So as you've all heard, John Sergeant has left Strictly Come Dancing of his own accord - but don't be sad. Although yesterday John's resignation may have felt like a punch to the stomach for everyone who enjoys looking at Bruce Forsyth's anguished face, we need to face the facts. In the cold light of day, all that's happened is a fat man has left a TV show about dancing. That's all. Besides, ironic voters shouldn't be too upset - there's still Jodie Kidd. Anyway, this is a sort of vaguely obituary-themed set of Strictly Come Dancing betting odds, for John Sergeant and Tom Chambers, who nobody really cares about today...
So as you've all heard, John Sergeant has left Strictly Come Dancing of his own accord - but don't be sad. Although yesterday John's resignation may have felt like a punch to the stomach for everyone who enjoys looking at Bruce Forsyth's anguished face, we need to face the facts. In the cold light of day, all that's happened is a fat man has left a TV show about dancing. That's all. Besides, ironic voters shouldn't be too upset - there's still Jodie Kidd. Anyway, this is a sort of vaguely obituary-themed set of Strictly Come Dancing betting odds, for John Sergeant and Tom Chambers, who nobody really cares about today...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Heather Small Skids Off
It took four dance-offs, but it finally happened - last night Heather Small was finally booted off Strictly Come Dancing. Due to something that's either racism or an intense hatred of M People, depending on if you ask News Of The World or us, Heather Small's Strictly Come Dancing Tango to Rebel Rebel just couldn't cut the mustard with the viewers. Ironically, this was despite it being less offensively porny than her routine from last week, but admittedly that's not hard - actual porn is less offensively porny than Heather Small was last week. But now Heather Small is gone, who's going to win Strictly Come Dancing? here's part one of this week's Strictly Come Dancing recaps, for Tom Chambers and Jodie Kidd...
It took four dance-offs, but it finally happened - last night Heather Small was finally booted off Strictly Come Dancing. Due to something that's either racism or an intense hatred of M People, depending on if you ask News Of The World or us, Heather Small's Strictly Come Dancing Tango to Rebel Rebel just couldn't cut the mustard with the viewers. Ironically, this was despite it being less offensively porny than her routine from last week, but admittedly that's not hard - actual porn is less offensively porny than Heather Small was last week. But now Heather Small is gone, who's going to win Strictly Come Dancing? here's part one of this week's Strictly Come Dancing recaps, for Tom Chambers and Jodie Kidd...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Cherie, John & Tom
Here it comes, another blast of Strictly Come Dancing recaps. You'll miss them when they've gone, you know. But first, let's take another look at how close Len Goodman is getting to his full-scale nervous breakdown. This week, we've noticed that it doesn't matter how much he slags off the dancers, he never gives them a score below six. Our bet is that at some point soon, the two warring sides of Len's personality will break loose of each other, causing him to open a spooky hotel and kill everyone. We've seen Psycho. We know how it works. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Cherie Lunghi, John Sergeant and Tom Chambers...
Here it comes, another blast of Strictly Come Dancing recaps. You'll miss them when they've gone, you know. But first, let's take another look at how close Len Goodman is getting to his full-scale nervous breakdown. This week, we've noticed that it doesn't matter how much he slags off the dancers, he never gives them a score below six. Our bet is that at some point soon, the two warring sides of Len's personality will break loose of each other, causing him to open a spooky hotel and kill everyone. We've seen Psycho. We know how it works. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Cherie Lunghi, John Sergeant and Tom Chambers...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Heather Small & Tom Chambers
It's time for out third Strictly Come Dancing recap of the week. Don't say we never give you anything. But before we get to that, cast your mind back a few weeks to when we pointed out that shuttling backwards and forwards between the UK and America might end up doing Strictly Come Dancing judge Len Goodman in? We think we saw the fist signs of that on Saturday - Len was preposterously grumpy during the entire show. And we're not even halfway through yet - he'll do someone in with an axe by Christmas, mark our words. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Heather Small and Tom Chambers...
It's time for out third Strictly Come Dancing recap of the week. Don't say we never give you anything. But before we get to that, cast your mind back a few weeks to when we pointed out that shuttling backwards and forwards between the UK and America might end up doing Strictly Come Dancing judge Len Goodman in? We think we saw the fist signs of that on Saturday - Len was preposterously grumpy during the entire show. And we're not even halfway through yet - he'll do someone in with an axe by Christmas, mark our words. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Heather Small and Tom Chambers...
