Articles tagged with: Tom Brady
Gisele & Tom Brady’s Wedding Full Of Romantic Gunfire
Gisele and Tom Brady are the new Brad and Angelina - which at least means we can ditch the old Brad and Angelina. But the comparison is apt. Gisele and Tom Brady have got Brad and Angelina's model good looks, plus they've got a kid that's not completely theirs, plus - and here's the dealbreaker - they've both got a violent hatred for paparazzi. How violent? Enough for their security guard to allegedly fire a gun at a couple of photographers outside Gisele and Tom Brady's second wedding ceremony this weekend. Fair enough - God forbid Gisele should ever be photographed actually wearing clothes.
Gisele and Tom Brady are the new Brad and Angelina - which at least means we can ditch the old Brad and Angelina. But the comparison is apt. Gisele and Tom Brady have got Brad and Angelina's model good looks, plus they've got a kid that's not completely theirs, plus - and here's the dealbreaker - they've both got a violent hatred for paparazzi. How violent? Enough for their security guard to allegedly fire a gun at a couple of photographers outside Gisele and Tom Brady's second wedding ceremony this weekend. Fair enough - God forbid Gisele should ever be photographed actually wearing clothes.
Gisele Bundchen Wants Your Baby
Guest blog! Amy Grindhouse! Model Gisele Bundchen recently gave an interview to Vanity Fair magazine that left many in the industry and beyond scratching their lace-front weaves with confusion. The leggy Brazilian must have baked in the sun too long, or perhaps ingested too much toxic fake bake, as she seemed a little confused. In a world where money and celebrity clout can easily buy your way around the adoption process and reality is nothing but a distant dream, perhaps it is no real surprise that Gisele has no idea whom she has given birth to recently.
Guest blog! Amy Grindhouse! Model Gisele Bundchen recently gave an interview to Vanity Fair magazine that left many in the industry and beyond scratching their lace-front weaves with confusion. The leggy Brazilian must have baked in the sun too long, or perhaps ingested too much toxic fake bake, as she seemed a little confused. In a world where money and celebrity clout can easily buy your way around the adoption process and reality is nothing but a distant dream, perhaps it is no real surprise that Gisele has no idea whom she has given birth to recently.
Gisele & Tom Brady Get Married! TO EACH OTHER!
Do you like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but find all their rampant intellect both intimidating and subversive? Well, you can relax now. There's a brand-new intimidatingly good-looking celebrity couple in town, and - best of all - it looks like they'd both struggle to work zips unless they went on a four-month training course beforehand. That's right - Gisele and Tom Brady have got married. Gisele and Tom Brady got married last night in Santa Monica, and shattered all kinds of marriage conventions in the process, like 'never get married on a Thursday' and 'try not to make your wedding cartoonishly dull'.
Do you like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but find all their rampant intellect both intimidating and subversive? Well, you can relax now. There's a brand-new intimidatingly good-looking celebrity couple in town, and - best of all - it looks like they'd both struggle to work zips unless they went on a four-month training course beforehand. That's right - Gisele and Tom Brady have got married. Gisele and Tom Brady got married last night in Santa Monica, and shattered all kinds of marriage conventions in the process, like 'never get married on a Thursday' and 'try not to make your wedding cartoonishly dull'.
Gisele Gets Engaged To Presumably Very Smug Man
Nothing makes us feel fuzzier than when two attractive, successful millionaires rub their happiness in our faces. So you won't be able to imagine how fuzzy we feel now we've learnt that supermodel Gisele Bundchen, a woman so far out of our league that we barely qualify as the same species as her, has got engaged to Tom Brady - a professional athlete who could undoubtedly beat us in a fight even if we were armed and he wasn't. Congratulations to Tom and Gisele, then - may your children be just as attractive as you but somehow take their intellect from a better-equipped third party.
Nothing makes us feel fuzzier than when two attractive, successful millionaires rub their happiness in our faces. So you won't be able to imagine how fuzzy we feel now we've learnt that supermodel Gisele Bundchen, a woman so far out of our league that we barely qualify as the same species as her, has got engaged to Tom Brady - a professional athlete who could undoubtedly beat us in a fight even if we were armed and he wasn't. Congratulations to Tom and Gisele, then - may your children be just as attractive as you but somehow take their intellect from a better-equipped third party.
