Last night was the Apprentice final. The week where we get to finally find out who wins, and what they're going to do with Lord Sugar?s money! But really, who cared who won? MARGARET WAS BACK. Everybody loves Margaret. Except maybe the Apprentice candidates, who had to face her wrath in their interviews.

It wasn?t just Margaret doing the interviewing though. No, Lord Sugar had brought in a team of four scary-looking people who were out to make the candidates cry, and scream, and maybe piss themselves. And so, we got to find out their rubbish business plans. And more importantly, their massive flaws. Because let's be honest, they're bound to be more crap than good.

Susan wanted to expand her existing business and make everyone pretty. Unfortunately though, she's both a tax-dodger and a bit of an idiot. She had no idea what it takes to actually set up a company, or to get her products tested, or even that you're meant to pay tax and national insurance, but she'd read about it on the internet. Apparently this means She'll make ?1m profit in her first year. Nobody seemed convinced, but her confidence remained unaffected.