In the history of the world, there's never been a more magical couple than Kylie Minogue and that French bloke, whatever his name is.

But sadly Kylie Minogue and Oliver Martinez - that's his name - split up last year, instantly killing our hopes that they'd eventually have a half-French midget baby with unexplainably tight facial skin.

However, now it looks like Kylie Minogue and Olivier Martinez are back together, and the baby plans are back on. And not a moment too soon - we want to see if Kylie Minogue's range of one and a half facial expressions is genetic.

Britney Spears will soon undergo a court-enforced psychiatric test - officially it's to do with her kids, but we have a feeling it's because Britney's back with Adnan Ghalib again.

You know, Adnan Ghalib - the photographer who Britney Spears dumped a couple of days ago. The one who Britney Spears apparently took a restraining order out on. The one who tried to sell naked photos of Britney Spears to a newspaper. The one who just did a tell-all interview on TV about his time with Britney.

So, yes, Adnan Ghalib is back with Britney Spears. But at least he's finally got round to splitting up with his wife this time.