Articles tagged with: Tofu
PETA Hopes To Eat George Clooney
The reason hecklerspray can never enjoy a tofu-heavy diet is because generally when we eat, blood spurting out of whatever we just bit into is our favorite part. You can flavour the vegetarian delight with whatever you want, but until it spurts blood we shall remain largely uninterested! Did you hear that, PETA? We don't want your stupid tofu! We don't want it if it's turkey flavored, or if its beef flavored, or if its flavored to taste exactly like George Clooney's sweaty, used gym towel! The latter, apparently, is genuinely on PETA's drawing board, even as we speak.
The reason hecklerspray can never enjoy a tofu-heavy diet is because generally when we eat, blood spurting out of whatever we just bit into is our favorite part. You can flavour the vegetarian delight with whatever you want, but until it spurts blood we shall remain largely uninterested! Did you hear that, PETA? We don't want your stupid tofu! We don't want it if it's turkey flavored, or if its beef flavored, or if its flavored to taste exactly like George Clooney's sweaty, used gym towel! The latter, apparently, is genuinely on PETA's drawing board, even as we speak.
