Right, our last reason to watch Dancing On Ice has now vanished for good – Todd Carty’s been voted off.
Don’t you people understand? Todd Carty was meant to be the glorious popular underdog all through Dancing On Ice, and he was supposed to win it. And he was supposed to make a mockery of Dancing On Ice and kill it off forever. But, oh no, you have to go and make it all about ‘skating’, don’t you. Bleurgh.
Anway, here’s part one of this week’s Dancing On Ice rundown, for Melinda Messenger and Donal MacIntyre…
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Time for another Dancing On Ice rundown. You can thank us however you want, although we do prefer cash.
But first – the Dancing On Ice judges. Has anyone else noticed that Ruthie Henshall seems to be gunning for Skeletor Judge‘s crown as most deliberately nasty judge? Time after time she’s given the lowest marks of any of the Dancing On Ice judges. Thank heavens that Ben From Lost Judge is still there to balance it all out. Phew.
Anyway, here’s our Dancing On Ice rundown for Zoe Salmon, Roxanne Pallett and Todd Carty…
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Do you like Dancing On Ice? You’d better, because it’s pretty much all we’re going to write about for the next three months.
New to Dancing On Ice? Then let us explain it – it’s just like Strictly Come Dancing, except it’s on ice. And there are about 10,000 judges, who all seem to want to be the mean one. And it goes on for two hours. And in those two hours you’ll visibly age by at least four decades. We love Dancing On Ice.
But who’s going to win? Here’s our Dancing On Ice look at Todd Carty and Colleen Nolan…
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Right, our last reason to watch Dancing On Ice has now vanished for good – Todd Carty’s been voted off.
