Kanye West is a man with a rather high opinion of himself. Is that something of an understatement? In fact, don’t answer that because it clearly is. Kanye West is a man who sees himself as a renegade… a seeker of the real… a man with no fear.
Sadly, to anyone with even the vaguest trace of a braincell can see that he just needs a hug. For some time, West has been thrashing around, swatting away imagined threats. Sometimes, he’s bang on the money but, unfortunately for him, he most looks like someone trying to stab the night sky with a pitchfork.
And just when you thought he might settle down and just get on with being a musician again, he goes off on a 10 minute meltdown, wagging his finger at the world before sticking up his arse in some horrific mixture of self-abasement and foamy knuckled onanism. Read More >>>
There’s a funny thing that sweeps through celebrities who open their mouths without kicking their brain gears into action first. Basically, what happens is, is that you say something stupid or controversial, everyone kicks you about a bit, and then you can emerge with those glorious words of “I’ve grown.”
Of course, famous people never ‘grow’. They’re in that suspended childhood reality of ‘celebrity’, which is great because it means we can continue to take the piss out of the stupid things they say and do.
And the latest are the odd-couple that is George W. Bush and Kanye West, who have both completely missed the opportunity to say something worthwhile in favour of reaching out their arms and demanding a cuddle from every single human on Earth. Read More >>>
You know how Brad Pitt is constantly getting stalked by the paparazzi wherever he goes, much to his clear annoyance?
Well, you’ll never guess what he thinks of them.
In an interview with The Today Show, Brad Pitt has announced that he hates the paparazzi, but he loves his family. Steady on there, Brad – much more of this controversial ‘good things are good and bad things are bad’ talk and there’s a decent chance that you’ll end up literally melting our mind. What? You like your family? That’s literally crazy. Video after the jump.
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Ask anyone which band they'd most like to see reunite and they'll probably say The Beatles – but if you drug their water or concuss them a bit there's a chance they'd say New Kids On The Block.
And if that's the case then their dreams have been answered, because New Kids On The Block are back!
After a few months of sly non-commitment, New Kids On The Block are expected to officially announce their reunion on Friday's Today show. And, as an appetite-whetter, New Kids On The Block have released the first group photo of the reunion. At least that's what we think it is – it could just be a page ripped out of Middle-Aged Weekend Father At A Court Appearance magazine that someone published as a belated April Fool joke. Who knows?
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Kanye West is a man with a rather high opinion of himself. Is that something of an understatement? In fact, don’t answer that because it clearly is. Kanye West is a man who sees himself as a renegade… a seeker of the real… a man with no fear.
