Eurovision 2009: Flor-de-Lis, Portugal Eurovision 2009 is close. So close we can taste it. It tastes like blood. Oh, wait, no, that's where we've tried to chew our own tongue off because we can't stand Eurovision. Our mistake. Anyway, want to know the Eurovision news for the day? It's an unusual one - today's Eurovision profile is a song that we don't completely hate. In fact, we really wouldn't mind if it won. In other news, we're going to spend the rest of today scrubbing the shame from our bodies with our fingernails. Here's the Eurovision 2009 profile for Flor-De-Lis from Portugal...