Wait – so that’s Paris Hilton we’re talking about? The one that would sell her own mother if it meant she got an extra five seconds in the public eye?
But she’s getting sued for not promoting a film she was in? Well – stranger things have happened.
There is also the chance that this is the first time in her life that Paris Hilton has done something that made sense, with the film in question being National Lampoon’s Pledge This!. Why anyone in their right mind would bother having anything to do with what is an utter pile of pump we do not know, and when someone who doesn’t come across as if she’s in any kind of right mind knows to keep away from it then, well – you know something just isn’t right.

