Articles tagged with: TLC
Jon & Kate Plus 8 (Hopefully) Finished Forever (Hopefully)
All good things come to an end - and all crap things that star a couple of awful bellends come to an end, too. Yes, we mean Jon & Kate Plus 8. Apparently TLC has decided to ditch Jon & Kate Plus 8 in both its current and proposed Kate Plus 8 guises. So goodbye Jon and Kate Gosselin, you were one of a kind. You'll always be remembered as the fame-hungry couple dreadful enough to unblinkingly gamble away the well-being of your own children for a few moments of fleeting celebrity. Nobody could ever take your place. Except for the Balloon Boy family, obviously. Someone give them a reality show, pronto.
All good things come to an end - and all crap things that star a couple of awful bellends come to an end, too. Yes, we mean Jon & Kate Plus 8. Apparently TLC has decided to ditch Jon & Kate Plus 8 in both its current and proposed Kate Plus 8 guises. So goodbye Jon and Kate Gosselin, you were one of a kind. You'll always be remembered as the fame-hungry couple dreadful enough to unblinkingly gamble away the well-being of your own children for a few moments of fleeting celebrity. Nobody could ever take your place. Except for the Balloon Boy family, obviously. Someone give them a reality show, pronto.
Jon Gosselin Tries To Destroy Jon-Less Kate Plus 8 Forever
Advance warning: you probably won't side with anyone in this story because, well, it's about Jon Gosselin. And his awful wife. And his awful show. You see, earlier this week Jon Gosselin was effectively fired from his TV show Jon & Kate Plus 8, which would continue without him as Kate Plus 8. Except now Jon Gosselin has decided that if he can't be part of Jon & Kate Plus 8 then nobody can, so he's banned the crew from filming his kids. Oh, and he spelt his own name incorrectly on the sign informing the crew of this. He's a catch, that one.
Advance warning: you probably won't side with anyone in this story because, well, it's about Jon Gosselin. And his awful wife. And his awful show. You see, earlier this week Jon Gosselin was effectively fired from his TV show Jon & Kate Plus 8, which would continue without him as Kate Plus 8. Except now Jon Gosselin has decided that if he can't be part of Jon & Kate Plus 8 then nobody can, so he's banned the crew from filming his kids. Oh, and he spelt his own name incorrectly on the sign informing the crew of this. He's a catch, that one.
Jon & Kate Plus 8: The Harrowing Return – Plus Tents!
Jon and Kate Gosselin have been through what's possibly the most despair-ridden period of their entire lives. But now they're back. The divorce-postponed season of Jon & Kate Plus 8 resumes on Monday, and it promises to shine an unforgiving spotlight on a marriage torn apart by the pressures of fame. It will be bleak. It will be unrelentingly miserable. And yesterday we were given a tantalising hint at what dark scenes of emotional anguish we can expect from the Jon & Kate Plus 8 premiere. Apparently Kate puts a tent up in a funny way. Oh, the agony! It's too much!
Jon and Kate Gosselin have been through what's possibly the most despair-ridden period of their entire lives. But now they're back. The divorce-postponed season of Jon & Kate Plus 8 resumes on Monday, and it promises to shine an unforgiving spotlight on a marriage torn apart by the pressures of fame. It will be bleak. It will be unrelentingly miserable. And yesterday we were given a tantalising hint at what dark scenes of emotional anguish we can expect from the Jon & Kate Plus 8 premiere. Apparently Kate puts a tent up in a funny way. Oh, the agony! It's too much!
Everybody Watches Jon & Kate Plus 8. Literally Everybody
Jon & Kate Plus 8. It's the show that nobody knew existed until it was in some magazines and crap, and now everybody loves. And thanks to the tedious allegations of infidelity that have been rocking the Gosselin family since, oh, let's say the dawn of time, the first episode of the new Jon & Kate Plus 8 season has drawn in record viewers for its network TLC. In total, 9.8 million rubberneckers tuned into Jon & Kate Plus 8. That's 9.7 million higher than TLC's record - an episode of Mystery Diagnosis about a woman who thought she was being followed around by a goat.
Jon & Kate Plus 8. It's the show that nobody knew existed until it was in some magazines and crap, and now everybody loves. And thanks to the tedious allegations of infidelity that have been rocking the Gosselin family since, oh, let's say the dawn of time, the first episode of the new Jon & Kate Plus 8 season has drawn in record viewers for its network TLC. In total, 9.8 million rubberneckers tuned into Jon & Kate Plus 8. That's 9.7 million higher than TLC's record - an episode of Mystery Diagnosis about a woman who thought she was being followed around by a goat.
Jennifer Lopez Rears Behind Her Own Reality Show
Jennifer Lopez, my how we’ve watched you grow.
It seems only yesterday you were hangin’ with Puff Daddy with your corn rows and white jeans while he didn’t shoot Tupac. Then came the Ben Affleck phase, which cursed us all with morphing celebrity couple names into one obnoxious word, but you moved on to get married to a gaunt lizard man like Marc Anthony and have babies like we always hoped you would.
Well, looks like there’s nothing left for you to do. What’s that, Jennifer Lopez? You’re making a reality show? No. Listen carefully – there’s nothing left for you to do.
