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Karlie Kloss Thinks Beyoncé Sang ‘Waterfalls’

February 10th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Typically, I would start this post with an “Ugh, white people,” but tbh, as I have to keep reminding you, I’m white. I’m super white and I know without a shadow of a doubt that TLC sang the 90’s mega jam, “Waterfalls.” I legit have a TLC candle on my office desk. It was a gift from my friend Aryn for my 30th birthday.

Karlie Kloss is one of those next level rich, millennial white girls. Like, they’re so rich and white that they hang out with Taylor Swift’s “squad” and rap all the wrong words to “Forgot about Dre” and probably think that’s like Dr. Dre’s first song because he decided to release his own album after discovering Eminem or some shit.

10 Best MTV VMA Outfits of All Time

August 26th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, the MTV Video Music Awards are coming up this Sunday, and I have been watching this shit for legit 20 years which makes me feel old af. In celebration of me watching my 20th MTV Video Music Awards ceremony, I decided to spend this weekend looking back on some fond memories of mine.

Today, I’m going to look back at 10 of my favorite outfits from the VMAs over the years. I mean, I say the best outfits of all time, but I obviously mean since like 1995. Yes, I realize the awards have been around since like ’84, but I wasn’t alive then and MTV didn’t exist to me til ’95 so, you know, deal with it.

Top 10 Celebrity Scandals You Probably Forgot About

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The other day, my cousin, Krystal, said to me “Remember when Halle Berry killed that guy?” And I was like “Oh shit! Yeah man, I do!” Then I got to thinking about all the celebs that have gotten into some real shit show scandals, yet somehow, no one remembers it anymore.

There are people like Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton, who are super known for their scandals, but then there are people like Halle, who have actually had some pretty big scandals, yet no one remembers them. Here are 10 major celebrity scandals you probably don’t remember.

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Now Rihanna Is Fighting With TLC (And Winning)

June 10th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Lately, it seems like Rihanna has spent more effort fighting with fellow famous people than putting on a bra or looking sober.? Just recently, she was fighting with Charlie Sheen after he called her out on Twitter for not meeting up with his porn star fianc?e.? Rihanna did it in a much funnier, more tongue in cheek way than Sheen, which is good because one can only handle so much incoherent rambling.

But fighting with the Warlock wasn’t enough, and now Rihanna has hit back at TLC after the girls allegedly talked shit about Rihanna’s constant need to show off her nipples in public.? And kudos for her, because she once again made me choke on my Franzia.

Jon Gosselin Settles TLC Lawsuit, Will Hopefully Disappear Now

February 18th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

It was the lawsuit that had literally everyone gripped. The biggest lawsuit of all time. It was monumental.

Yes, the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit was huge. In other news, Jon Gosselin and TLC have been trying to sue each other lately, probably because Jon Gosselin is a dumpy, balding, badly-dressed, money-hungry narcissist who has never done a single worthwhile thing in the entire duration of his life and TLC is responsible for some of the worst television ever created. Probably.

But at least it’s all over now. Jon Gosselin and TLC have announced that they’ve finally reached a settlement. Hopefully this news will allow Jon Gosselin and TLC to put all this nastiness behind them and get on with their lives. But only so long as ‘getting on with their lives’ is code for ‘going away forever’. Otherwise we’re not really that interested.

Jon Gosselin’s Stupid Face Gets Banned From TV

December 11th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Have you noticed that everyone seems to have more of a joyous, carefree spring in their step today?

It’s all down to Jon Gosselin. Actually, that’s a lie. It’s all down to Montgomery County Circuit Judge Michael D. Mason – a man who, with no exaggeration whatsoever, has made our year. He’s hit Jon Gosselin with an injunction banning him from appearing in the media. And unless we’re wrong, this injunction lasts until April. We’ve got close to five blissful Gosselin-free months ahead of us. We’ve never been so happy.

Now, if only another judge would rule that Kate Gosselin had to be dropped into the middle of the desert with no food or water, we could die happy.

Jon & Kate Plus 8 (Hopefully) Finished Forever (Hopefully)

October 16th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

All good things come to an end – and all crap things that star a couple of awful bellends come to an end, too.

Yes, we mean Jon & Kate Plus 8. Apparently TLC has decided to ditch Jon & Kate Plus 8 in both its current and proposed Kate Plus 8 guises. So goodbye Jon and Kate Gosselin, you were one of a kind. You’ll always be remembered as the fame-hungry couple dreadful enough to unblinkingly gamble away the well-being of your own children for a few moments of fleeting celebrity. Nobody could ever take your place.

Except for the Balloon Boy family, obviously. Someone give them a reality show, pronto.

Jon Gosselin Tries To Destroy Jon-Less Kate Plus 8 Forever

October 2nd, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Advance warning: you probably won’t side with anyone in this story because, well, it’s about Jon Gosselin.

And his awful wife. And his awful show. You see, earlier this week Jon Gosselin was effectively fired from his TV show Jon & Kate Plus 8, which would continue without him as Kate Plus 8. Except now Jon Gosselin has decided that if he can’t be part of Jon & Kate Plus 8 then nobody can, so he’s banned the crew from filming his kids.

Oh, and he spelt his own name incorrectly on the sign informing the crew of this. He’s a catch, that one.

Jon & Kate Plus 8: The Harrowing Return – Plus Tents!

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Jon and Kate Gosselin have been through what’s possibly the most despair-ridden period of their entire lives.

But now they’re back. The divorce-postponed season of Jon & Kate Plus 8 resumes on Monday, and it promises to shine an unforgiving spotlight on a marriage torn apart by the pressures of fame. It will be bleak. It will be unrelentingly miserable. And yesterday we were given a tantalising hint at what dark scenes of emotional anguish we can expect from the Jon & Kate Plus 8 premiere.

Apparently Kate puts a tent up in a funny way. Oh, the agony! It’s too much!

Everybody Watches Jon & Kate Plus 8. Literally Everybody

May 27th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Jon & Kate Plus 8. It’s the show that nobody knew existed until it was in some magazines and crap, and now everybody loves.

And thanks to the tedious allegations of infidelity that have been rocking the Gosselin family since, oh, let’s say the dawn of time, the first episode of the new Jon & Kate Plus 8 season has drawn in record viewers for its network TLC.

In total, 9.8 million rubberneckers tuned into Jon & Kate Plus 8. That’s 9.7 million higher than TLC’s record – an episode of Mystery Diagnosis about a woman who thought she was being followed around by a goat.