Right and wrong.

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• Flashback by Calvin Harris (the definition of a ditty. Annoy yourself for liking it)
• Halloween: Vampires (only really frightening if you fear teenagers)
• Burger King ?Tub Burger? (or ?Windows 7? according to the PR. Looks delicious)
• Zombieland (shouldn?t be compared to Shaun of the Dead, but it will be. Plus, whisper it, it might be funnier too)
• Give in to Twitter (join late; you\’ll be glad you did. What with this and Facebook, and even MySpace if you're really bored, you need never work again)

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