No matter where a story happens, Joslyn James is right there in the action. So long as it’s a story about Tiger Woods’s penis, obviously.
And so long as there’s clear financial motivation for her to discuss it. But wait – Josyln James isn’t just the Tiger Woods mistress most determined to cling onto her nanosecond of barely-fame. She’s the Tiger Woods mistress and alleged Tito Ortiz domestic violence witness most determined to cling onto her nanosecond of barely-fame. Apparently Joslyn James saw Tito Ortiz beat Jenna Jameson up on three separate occasions before his arrest on Monday.
This means that Josyln James is becoming the go-to woman for inside info on crap men. Who’ll be next? Jesse James? Chris Brown? Deposed African despot Charles Arthur? Christ alive, we hope it’s Charles Arthur. Joslyn, if you’re reading this, go out and have sex with Charles Arthur for us quickly.
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Ultimate fighting is a misnomer, isn’t it? We’ve seen a few matches, and it’s really just aggressive spooning.
Ultimate fighters are wimps. But, hey, at least they can allegedly knock about former porn stars quite well, so that’s something. Just look at former ultimate fighting champion Tito Ortiz – he’s been arrested on charges of domestic abuse against his girlfriend Jenna Jameson, who has been seen with her arm in a bandage since the arrest.
That all sounds fairly depressing, but let’s look on the bright side here. In Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson, it looks like the world has finally found its Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie of jumped-up professional wrestlers and women who have sex with men in exchange for cash who beat each other up a lot. See? It doesn’t seem quite as bad when you look at it like that, does it?
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With the writers' strike still wiping out shows on a daily basis, television will soon rely completely on reality shows – and what's more realistic than a giant crazy-haired windbag jabbing his finger at people who are, at best, only semi-famous?
Basically, what we're saying is thank heavens for Celebrity Apprentice – the all-star version of the Donald Trump bellowing vehicle that's going to single-handedly save all of American television from imploding in on itself. Or at least that's what Celebrity Apprentice would do if, you know, it actually had any celebrities in it. The line-up for Celebrity Apprentice has been announced, and the two biggest names involved are Gene Simmons from obsolete rock band Kiss and Lennox Lewis from the RAC direct insurance adverts, with 12 other nonentities added to make up the numbers.
We hear the Celebrity Apprentice producers wanted to up the show's mean level of celebrity, but the old man who was in one episode of Casualty for three seconds with a broken finger in 1989 was too busy to take part.
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No matter where a story happens, Joslyn James is right there in the action. So long as it’s a story about Tiger Woods’s penis, obviously.
