Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
10 – The sweetest thing you will ever see – Charlie, an injured cat, recuperating on a live webcam. We genuinely can’t stop watching this – Yourcat
9 – Wooden acorns – Thesmallobject
8 – A list of 12 things we’re all more likely to die of now. Joy – Dailygreen
7 – And a list of five ways that Mother Nature can kill you suddenly – Cracked
6 – Hey, young people! Hillary Duff hates you! That’s so gay!- Best Week Ever
5 – Mass-produced cyborg suites! Thanks, um, Kanye West – Kanyewest
It was once said that everybody is doing a brand new dance now, and that we should perform said dance, known as the locomotion. It was Kylie Minogue who made that statement, and it just so happens that she also starred in this year’s epic Doctor Who special as a delightfully downtrodden waitress.
The fact that ‘downtrodden’ almost rhymes with ‘wooden’ isn’t just a coincidence; Kylie’s performance was lacking in parts, but fortunately that didn’t detract from the overall enjoyment. The special was set on board the spaceship Titanic and, you guessed it, something went wrong.
