Kanye West is a man so needy that it actually makes the planet we stand on wince. That said, it is kinda fun to have this celebrity waltzing around with ideas that he’s the next Picasso rather than the standard fodder of self aggrandising rapper from the streets chat.
As such, Kanye is always keen to point out to everyone that he does things a little different. He’s a real curate’s egg of a man.
And he took himself down to by With The People and protestors at the Occupy Wall Street movement in New York City this week. And there, he showcased the classic ‘I’m not doing any interviews, to promote myself’ thing.
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Beyonce is pregnant. That’s great isn’t it? Unless you’d hoped that B and Jay Z were going to adopt you in some way. She’s 3 months gone! Wow. Wait. That means she was having sex when when Osama bin Laden got killed or Ratko Mladi? got arrested for genocide and war crimes.
It seems justice, death and open war-graves turn Beyonce on. Crikey.
While everyone koochy coos about this new baby, Kanye West is shouting “FIRST” in the comments, saying that he’s already decided that he’s going to be the godfather of this baby, regardless of what anyone else says.
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Do you leave tips in restaurants? If there’s a few of you, you all chuck a quid in each because that seems about right? Well, you’re nothing but a sickening tightwad because, when Jay Z leaves a tip, he really leaves a tip.
We’re not talking about a tip like “condoms make excellent fingerprint disguisers if you’re robbing a chemist” or anything like that.
We’re talking about Jigga going to some place and leaving them with a $50,000. Tell that to Mr Pink from Reservoir Dogs.
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It doesn't take a lot to make Donald Trump angry. In fact, that last sentence alone has probably got Donald Trump knotted up in a frenzy of finger-jabbing and spittle-splattering.
And the problem is getting so bad that Donald Trump is even getting angry about stuff that's actually quite nice. For example, a Santa Monica restaurant has been claiming that Donald Trump swanned in on Monday, gobbled down $80 of food and then left a $10,000 tip. Nothing wrong with that you might think, it makes Donald Trump look like a kindly old man instead of a bellowing overbearing caricature for once, but Donald Trump has responded to the story with such moronic anger that you'd have thought that Rosie O'Donnell was the head chef.
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