Articles tagged with: Tintin movie
Daniel Craig is Tin, Tintin (Sort Of)
Did you know that if you randomly chose a group of 1,000 people, none of them would care about the new Tintin movie? True story. But that's only because Tintin had no stars attached to it - it existed only as an idea. An idea about a ginger Belgian boy who's a little bit racist. And that's the worst idea of all. But now Tintin has stars attached, and one of them is Daniel Craig. But stars like Daniel Craig come with demands - and if Tintin will fit with the rest of his canon, Craig wants it renamed A Nanoparticle Of Despondency.
Did you know that if you randomly chose a group of 1,000 people, none of them would care about the new Tintin movie? True story. But that's only because Tintin had no stars attached to it - it existed only as an idea. An idea about a ginger Belgian boy who's a little bit racist. And that's the worst idea of all. But now Tintin has stars attached, and one of them is Daniel Craig. But stars like Daniel Craig come with demands - and if Tintin will fit with the rest of his canon, Craig wants it renamed A Nanoparticle Of Despondency.
