Thumbs up and down.
Folded:
- Body of Lies on DVD (unfairly panned during its theatrical run, this is an engrossing, if occasionally silly spy movie with a standout turn from Mark Strong)
- Dolce Gusto (if you like coffee you should have one of these already. Only sixty quid on Amazon)
- Buy up old Tin-Tin crap on eBay (because it’ll probably be worth a packet soon)
- Ladyhawke (the band, not the film. Definitely not the film)
- ‘Clunge’ (thank you Jay from The Inbetweeners)
Creased:
- Britain’s Got Talent (surely there must be one sane person left who doesn’t watch this tripe? Don’t give us that irony crap either, ‘cos rubbish is rubbish)
- Tassimo (£100 and loads of messing about)
- Pepsi Raw (‘Pepsi Rip-Off’ presumably never made it past the brainstorming stage)
- Charlie Brooker’s News Wipe (they’ve given him a bit too much leeway this time and he’s lost it)
- Compare the Meerkat (yet another example of advertisers trying to be all trendy and clever and instead having their clients come off like desperate buttcracks)
