This isn’t news that we wanted to give you, but there’s a tape of Mel Gibson screaming abuse at Oksana Grigorieva.
Yes, another one. The seventh, we’re told. That doesn’t seem right, though. Maybe it’s the hundredth. Maybe there have been a million of them. Maybe there’s just one, and it lasts for an infinite amount of time, and entire universes will be born and flourish and die in the space that it takes Mel Gibson to tell Oksana Grigorieva what a whore she is, and when there’s nothing left, the vacant plane of totality will still reverberate with the echo of Mel Gibson roaring about how many blowjobs he thinks he deserves.
Or maybe we’re wrong. Either way, in this tape Mel Gibson gets all shitty about Timothy Dalton. Hooray!
