There are two distinct Dancing On Ice groups forming at the moment – the good skaters and the crap ones. And Tim Vincent represented the latter so convincingly that he was eliminated last night.
And there was us thinking that Blue Peter presenters were meant to be daredevils who can achieve anything by the power of positive thinking. Obviously that can’t be true, though – having seen what Tim Vincent was like on Dancing On Ice it seems that Blue Peter presenters are shit at everything and look scared all the time and then complain because they’re so shit. Having said that, the Dancing On Ice required element went flawlessly last night – or at least it would have done if the required element was the ‘One Semi-Spin, Massive Wobble And Defeatist Shrug’ because that’s what he did, and it was Olympian.
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