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Does Johnny Depp Legit Think He’s a Pirate?

January 20th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The above picture is of 50-something, Johnny Depp, with his sexy 20-something fianc?, Amber Heard. The picture was taken last week and no, it was not taken on the set of the newest “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie. This is just who Johnny Depp is now: a crazy, middle-aged man who frequently dresses like a pirate.

Remember in the 1980’s and 1990’s when Johnny?Depp dated Winona Ryder and Kate Moss and was super hot and a great actor? Like, people really respected him and he was pretty successful at the box office? Then he did one two many Tim Burton movies and, I guess, lost his damn mind.

The Beetlejuice Sequel Is Happening And All Is Right With The World

November 20th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Winona Ryder hasn’t made this many people happy since her sticky fingers sent CNN’s ratings through the roof. Prepare yourself – a Beetlejuice sequel might be happening, and it might not suck as much as you’d think.

Winona Ryder has hinted that Lydia might be returning for Beetlejuice 2 along with Michael Keaton and maybe even Tim Burton.?What started off as a ‘Mean Girls 2’ level disaster- that’s just above the Star Wars prequels and just below ‘Son Of The Mask’ – is actually starting to earn its stripes.

Michael Keaton Signs Up For Beetlejuice 2 (He Won’t Have To Wear Make-Up This Time)

February 14th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Remember Beetlejuice? It had that guy with the little head didn’t it? And that song at the end. And the disgusting things like Michael Keaton. Well, would you like to see it return in the shape of a new film?

Doesn’t really matter what your answer is, because, it looks like Beetlejuice 2 is happening and no amount of sarcastic clapping is going to change it.

And yes, Michael Keaton is going to be involved in the lead role and, unsurprisingly,?Tim Burton is rumoured to be heavily involved (which guarantees a couple of jobs for Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter). In fact, it wouldn’t surprise us if Depp was given the lead role and Keaton was shunted to the kerb.

Ryan Reynolds And Reese Witherspoon To Distract From Helena Bonham Carter Plotting The End Of The World

January 24th, 2012 By Robin Darke

The Mayans said that the World would end in 2012, December 21st in fact (so don't be buying any Peacocks gifts vouchers), but those pesky Aztec ripoff neglected to mention that one the signs of the upcoming Apocalypse would be Helena Bonham-Carter not starring in a Tim Burton film.

And here we are, like the nose on your plain face, looking right at the factual evidence that Bonham-Carter is going to be elsewhere when they film ?Big Eyes.?

Instead of the massively haired weirdo, Burton has picked the insufferable Reese Witherspoon and the equally insufferable but slightly more fanciable, Ryan Reynolds to play the parts of indie artists, Margaret and Walter Keane respectively.

Tim Burton To Remake Hunchback of Notre Dame (Johnny Depp And Helena Bonham Carter Clear Their Diaries)

March 1st, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Tim Burton! He’s kooky isn’t he? He’s probably got stuffed animals in his house! And rugs that smell like goths. And loads of hairspray for his sticky-up haircut. And Helena Bonham Carter. He’s got one of them.

Sadly for our Tim, he looks like a hybrid of ukulele loving Tiny Tim and Tim Curry. Isn’t that weird. Tim looks like a cross between two other Tims. We’d crowbar Timothy Dalton, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Tim Westwood in as well, if we could be remotely bothered.

Anyway, Burton is going to team-up with non-Tim, Josh Brolin, to make a new version of ‘The Hunchback of Notre Dame’. Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp are probably going to be in it too because they’re in every pissing film Burton ever made. Ever. Ever ever ever ever.

Alice In Wonderland – Movie Review

August 5th, 2012 By David Scarborough

Tim Burton drags us down the rabbit-hole kicking and screaming in this adaptation of the children?s book Alice In Wonderland, managing to take away any of the wonderment that many may have felt for this beloved tale.

You would think that the pairing of Burton with Lewis Carroll‘s famous series would be a film of visual splendour, but Burton?s approach here is to suck any life out of this Wonderland, and many of its inhabitants too. Visually, its reliance on special effects makes this world seem artificial and Burton?s unique aesthetics look uninspired. You never feel that you are walking around this world with Alice and her chums.

Alice (Mia Wasikowska) could do with a lick of life herself, with the standard Burton turn-on for making his leads look like they have an iron deficiency – but Alice matches this with a lack of personality as well. She coasts through the film with this mystical absentness, attributing much of her surroundings to a bad dream and constantly never reacting to the situation with any real conviction. Much of this film rests on her shoulders and it isn't long before the weight has crushed poor Wasikowska.

We Ask Geri Halliwell About Her Opinions On Johnny Depp As The Mad Hatter

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Hey Geri Halliwell, what do you think about the new pictures of Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s new movie adaptation of Alice In Wonderla… oh.

We’ve made a terrible mistake.

Tim Burton To Deconfuse Pirates Of The Caribbean 4?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Helena Bonham Carter should learn swordfighting quickly, because if Tim Burton is tapped to direct Pirates Of The Caribbean 4, she’ll have to be in it.

Oh, didn’t we mention? Tim Burton might be directing Pirates Of The Caribbean 4. It’s just a rumour for now, but Disney is thought to want to retain Burton’s services after he’s finished with Alice In Wonderland if Pirates Of The Caribbean director Gore Verbinski gets bored of it all.

Of course, hiring Tim Burton for Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 might seem like something of a risk, but it really isn’t – after all, Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 went on for about 15 hours and couldn’t have made any less sense if it was an East European claymation film about the inside of a twig, so there’s genuinely nothing that Tim Burton could do that would bugger the series up any further.

Anne Hathaway Does Alice in Wonderland, Apparently

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

You always know what you’re getting with a new Tim Burton film – Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, resignation that the movie won’t be as good as Edward Scissorhands.

But one thing you you don’t get is big-faced actresses in the middle of slightly humiliating personal meltdowns. Well, you do now, because Anne Hathaway has just signed up to star in Tim Burton’s new adaptation of Alice In Wonderland.

In Alice In Wonderland, Anne Hathaway will play the White Queen – a pretty young woman who looks a bit stupid because her boyfriend pretended to be chums with the Pope to con strangers out of millions of dollars and then ended up in jail because of it. We have no idea why Tim Burton wanted Anne Hathaway for the role.

Helena Bonham Carter Has A Wickle Baby Girl

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Johnny Depp, let this be a warning – star in too many Tim Burton movies and there's every chance that Tim will knock you up and make you force out one of his Burton-babies sooner or later.

Just ask Helena Bonham Carter, who – after appearing in every Tim Burton movie made this millennium – has just had Tim Burton's baby girl. Details on Helena Bonham Carter's baby girl are scant at the moment, so it's not known if Tim Burton managed to film the birth or. Let's hope he didn't, since Johnny Depp would have been contractually expected to follow the baby by crawling out of Helena Bonham Carter's gore-soaked ladybits, only to jig around the maternity ward covered in blood and amniotic fluid singing a pretty little song about how nice it is to get your hair cut.