Actually, we should probably clarify that headline. Tiger Woods isn’t definitely in sex rehab. He probably is.
Or he’s near it. Or someone who looks like Tiger Woods from a distance is near it. Possibly. That’s basically the gist of the story, but Person Of Indistinguishable Gender Who From A Distance Bears A Passing Resemblance To Tiger Woods Gets Quite Close To What Could Feasibly Be But Is Not Necessarily A Sex Rehab Facility didn’t really work so well as a headline. We tried it and everything.
Anyway, someone has taken a photo of what they claim to be Tiger Woods outside the Mississippi sex rehab where he’s rumoured to be staying. If that’s true, do you know what this means? It means that… Tiger Woods might quite like having sex. Hot news, there, from about four months ago.
