Oh look, this was bound to happen at some point, so just go with it – someone’s writing a book about Tiger Woods.
But not just any book. It can’t be a seedy tell-all book about what Tiger Woods is like at sex, for instance, because if everyone who had sex with Tiger Woods wrote one of those then we’d end up living in a world with no trees and vomit-related injuries as the number one global cause of death.
No. This new book, written by a Playboy model, claims that Tiger Woods ‘had sexual relations with other men’. There’s absolutely no proof of this claim whatsoever, of course – but still, a spurious-sounding cash-in book about Tiger Woods’ bisexuality written by a moronic-looking titty model would still probably be a better read than Twilight.
