Fifa vs Pro Evo. It’s a battle that has caused many a forum argument and playground bullying campaign as people try to decide which provides the better footballing experience. A battle that has had fresh life breathed into it with the release of the demo versions of Fifa 11 and Pro Evo 11 on both Xbox Live and PSN.
Having spent a long time playing both the latest Fifa and Pro Evo demos I can tell you that they once again offer a broad range of differing aspects of the game… and all of them are boring and insignificant. Read More >>>
Now that Tiger Woods is single again, he can throw himself into the bachelor lifestyle with wild abandon.
He can go out and get drunk. He can have sex with as many unsuitable women as he possibly can. He can act like as much of a total pervert as he likes every second of the day. He can… oh, no, wait, we’re just listing things that Tiger Woods already did when he was married, aren’t we? Silly us.
Still, that hasn’t stopped Tiger Woods from taking out a vast $54.5 million mortgage on a new home in Florida. Apparently it’s got everything that a man like Tiger Woods could possibly want, like a tennis court, an oxygen room, a gym, wipe-clean bedsheets and an adjoining 24-hour sexually transmitted disease treatment facility. We may have made some of these up.
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Tiger Woods is addictive. And fairly good at golf. But mostly addictive. At least, that’s what his highest-earning bit-on-the-side would have us believe.
Tiger spent most of 2009 in the laps of assorted waitresses and porn stars, while his wingman went for the Wingman Medal of Honour the same year (and won).
Seriously, so far as dredging the gutters of their respective post codes for women of questionable repute/ irrevocably damaged self-esteem, Tiger was probably only bested by Jesse James – both were equal so far as going to impressive lengths to sleep with women less attractive than their actual wives.
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Tiger Woods is back! You remember him, he’s the one that made golf vaguely interesting for five minutes by having sex with every woman on Earth.
Fresh from his stint in rehab for sex addiction, a condition that only seems to affect pro-sportsmen, the golfing god has returned and passed down to us his latest gospel, the imaginatively titled, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011.
EA were one of the few companies to stick with Tiger after he was struck down with a crippling case of horniness, mainly because without him they’d be lumbered with an officially licensed PGA game that didn’t have a bankable name gracing it’s cover and wouldn’t be able to shift any copies.
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When you’re a horny billionaire who compulsively shags endless nylon-haired porn stars, divorce can be hard.
Just look at Tiger Woods. He can’t simply divorce Elin Nordegren, agree to see the kids every other weekend and argue over who gets to keep the good cutlery. Instead, Tiger Woods’s divorce is turning out to be a nightmare of accountants and lawyers and non-disclosure settlements and lord knows what else. Worse still, it’s been reported that Tiger Woods will legally have to keep his children away from all of his mistresses.
That doesn’t sound like much, but it is. Tiger Woods has to keep his children away from all of his mistresses. Unless we’re very much mistaken, that’s basically every single woman on the planet. And, according to one of his lovers, possibly some men. And a handful of sexy plants for all we know. Good luck enforcing that, Tiger.
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Who’s the most dangerous celebrity? Which fiend of myth wields the most power?
Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Whatever? She’s only beaten up one toilet attendant, and that’s nothing for a Northern Girl, Cheryl Weedy more like. Russell Crowe? Well, there’s his terrible band with the terrible name and he can throw a mean phone, but that’s nothing new. Just ask Naomi Campbell.
No, it’s none of these monsters of legend – it’s Oprah. Oprah has just won the title of ‘officially the most powerful celebrity it the world’. And she won it with an elbow takedown in the fifth round, apparently.
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If you’ve been under a rock for a while, you might not know that Tiger Woods has had it off with a lot of women. An awful lot of ‘em.
This documentary on Channel 4 examines ‘the rise & fall’ of Mr. Tiger – the golfing, the sex, the golfing again, the ‘putt-shot’ position. Filth.
The trailer of the show shows what looks like a stripper, half-way through the act of stripping, talking about Dr. Woodles. I’d guess that she’s one of the ladies ‘ol Tiger seduced. It’s just the feeling I get off her, and her large breasts.
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First it was Mark Owen, and to be frank that was bad enough for one year.
Now it’s Ronan Keating – news that made a legion of women squirt tea through their nostrils in utter horror. Water coolers in offices up and down the country were working overtime as hoards of distressed ladies tried to make sense of the fact that two of pop’s squeakiest, cleanest, and ‘devoted’ men had well and truly screwed up.
Even those lucky enough to be in a relationship found themselves lying awake at night wondering what could be happening, taking swabs from their spouse’s shirts because that red wine stain just might be lipstick. And now Charlotte Church and her orange walnut of a fiance have split up, too. Is nobody safe?
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