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Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn: 5 Extremely Keen Insights Into Their Relationship

March 22nd, 2013 By Chris Chambers

The only reason?anyone cares that Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are dating?is because we all know what a giant pervert Tiger is. That’s all. Otherwise, no one would be interested. If he was dating Taylor Swift … then maybe … but short of that, he’s old news.

Tiger is no longer the young wonder-golfer who captivated the world with his exotic good looks and humble carriage. Now, he’s a middle-aged dude with enormous teeth and a receding hairline, who used to be amazing golfer and now is just a pretty good golfer, and … oh yeah! … who cheated on his bombshell wife with lots and lots of women who happily sold their stories to the press in extreme dirty detail for the world’s vicarious pleasure/judgement. That’s who he is now.

5 Creepy Celebrity Halloween Masks

October 9th, 2012 By Chris Starr

Hey everybody! Halloween is here soon! That means one thing – you need to plan your Halloween outfit, like, now. Otherwise you’ll be left looking stupid at the Halloween parties while everyone else is dressed to the nines in, well, very little.

Halloween is a great time of year – and this is from someone who is a Halloween grinch. Why? Because you can walk through the streets of any city in the world and see a bunch of people wearing alternatively stupid and sexy outfits, and it’s totally alright to point and laugh or ogle. In fact, it’s encouraged. Halloween is a time for people to let their inner extrovert out in the form of stupid clothing.

Tiger Woods Banned His Ex From Smiling Like Some Kind Of Mentalist

March 19th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Remember when Tiger Woods was really good at golf and had a computer game and all that jive? Then, he let his penis wander a little and everyone suddenly had an opinion on him? That was funny wasn’t it?

It looks like he’ll never recover from the moral outrage, which of course, is exactly what he deserves for being so appallingly talented.

Talented he may be, but mental also. According to his?former coach, Tiger (who denied the world the headline of ‘Tiger Uppercut’ by never getting into a fistfight) was so nuts that he banned his ex from smiling.

Why Both Fifa and Pro Evo Fail To Be Realistic In 2010

August 5th, 2012 By Kris Silver

Fifa vs Pro Evo. It's a battle that has caused many a forum argument and playground bullying campaign as people try to decide which provides the better footballing experience. A battle that has had fresh life breathed into it with the release of the demo versions of Fifa 11 and Pro Evo 11 on both Xbox Live and PSN.

Having spent a long time playing both the latest Fifa and Pro Evo demos I can tell you that they once again offer a broad range of differing aspects of the game? and all of them are boring and insignificant.

Tiger Woods Buys World’s Most Expensive Shag Pad

September 2nd, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Now that Tiger Woods is single again, he can throw himself into the bachelor lifestyle with wild abandon.

He can go out and get drunk. He can have sex with as many unsuitable women as he possibly can. He can act like as much of a total pervert as he likes every second of the day. He can… oh, no, wait, we’re just listing things that Tiger Woods already did when he was married, aren’t we? Silly us.

Still, that hasn’t stopped Tiger Woods from taking out a vast $54.5 million mortgage on a new home in Florida. Apparently it’s got everything that a man like Tiger Woods could possibly want, like a tennis court, an oxygen room, a gym, wipe-clean bedsheets and an adjoining 24-hour sexually transmitted disease treatment facility. We may have made some of these up.

Tiger Woods Mistress Would Give Up Dignity For Him… Again

August 25th, 2010 By Amy Grindhouse

Tiger Woods is addictive. And fairly good at golf. But mostly addictive. At least, that’s what his highest-earning bit-on-the-side would have us believe.

Tiger spent most of 2009 in the laps of assorted waitresses and porn stars, while his wingman went for the Wingman Medal of Honour the same year (and won).

Seriously, so far as dredging the gutters of their respective post codes for women of questionable repute/ irrevocably damaged self-esteem, Tiger was probably only bested by Jesse James – both were equal so far as going to impressive lengths to sleep with women less attractive than their actual wives.

Not Even Tiger Woods Can Save Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011

August 5th, 2012 By Kris Silver

Tiger Woods is back! You remember him, he's the one that made golf vaguely interesting for five minutes by having sex with every woman on Earth.

Fresh from his stint in rehab for sex addiction, a condition that only seems to affect pro-sportsmen, the golfing god has returned and passed down to us his latest gospel, the imaginatively titled, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011.

EA were one of the few companies to stick with Tiger after he was struck down with a crippling case of horniness, mainly because without him they?d be lumbered with an officially licensed PGA game that didn't have a bankable name gracing it's cover and wouldn't be able to shift any copies.

Tiger Woods Keeps Kids Away From His Leathery Ho-Skanks

July 1st, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

When you’re a horny billionaire who compulsively shags endless nylon-haired porn stars, divorce can be hard.

Just look at Tiger Woods. He can’t simply divorce Elin Nordegren, agree to see the kids every other weekend and argue over who gets to keep the good cutlery. Instead, Tiger Woods’s divorce is turning out to be a nightmare of accountants and lawyers and non-disclosure settlements and lord knows what else. Worse still, it’s been reported that Tiger Woods will legally have to keep his children away from all of his mistresses.

That doesn’t sound like much, but it is. Tiger Woods has to keep his children away from all of his mistresses. Unless we’re very much mistaken, that’s basically every single woman on the planet. And, according to one of his lovers, possibly some men. And a handful of sexy plants for all we know. Good luck enforcing that, Tiger.

Official: Oprah Winfrey Can Kick Your Arse

June 29th, 2010 By Ralph Sanders

Who?s the most dangerous celebrity? Which fiend of myth wields the most power?

Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Whatever? She's only beaten up one toilet attendant, and that's nothing for a Northern Girl, Cheryl Weedy more like. Russell Crowe? Well, there's his terrible band with the terrible name and he can throw a mean phone, but that's nothing new. Just ask Naomi Campbell.

No, it's none of these monsters of legend – it's Oprah. Oprah has just won the title of ?officially the most powerful celebrity it the world?. And she won it with an elbow takedown in the fifth round, apparently.

TV Review: Tiger Woods: The Rise & Fall, Channel 4

August 5th, 2012 By James Walker

If you’ve been under a rock for a while, you might not know that Tiger Woods has had it off with a lot of women. An awful lot of ’em.

This documentary on Channel 4 examines ‘the rise & fall’ of Mr. Tiger – the golfing, the sex, the golfing again, the ‘putt-shot’ position. Filth.

The trailer of the show shows what looks like a stripper, half-way through the act of stripping, talking about Dr. Woodles. I’d guess that she’s one of the ladies ‘ol Tiger seduced. It’s just the feeling I get off her, and her large breasts.