Angelina Jolie Is A Knife-Hurling Maniac, Apparently Angelina Jolie loves knives, this much we know - the woman literally eats, drinks and wipes her bottom with a knife in her hand. Angelina Jolie loves knives so much that she picks her movies by blindly throwing a knife at a random pile of scripts. What's more, we hear that Angelina's adoption process involves a fierce knife-off in an orphanage, with the last child standing being chosen has her new baby. Or, in possibly more accurate news, Angelina Jolie allegedly flings knives at walls during fights, and Brad Pitt has bought her some anger management classes because he's so terrified.

Akon Pleads Not Guilty To That Thing He Was Filmed Doing

You know that video of Akon angrily picking up a teenage boy and throwing him into a screaming crowd of people during a show? Yeah, Akon says he didn't do it.

Yesterday Akon appeared at a courtroom in Fishkill, New York to enter a not guilty plea to charges of endangering a minor and second-degree harassment stemming from the summer's fan-chucking incident. Pleading not guilty is a brave move for Akon because a) he was filmed doing the thing he's pleaded not guilty to and b) if he's convicted, Akon could end up spending over a year in jail. A year without Akon's blend of slightly derivative squeaky-voiced R&B music? Why, surely that's a punishment for us all.