Articles tagged with: Through The Storm
Inside New Britney Spears Book: Just Some Stuff About Her Mum
On the basis that wearing a nice dress and not crying is the best sign of mental recovery, Britney Spears is clearly back to her best. So there's obviously no better time to publish a book about Britney Spears; primarily her struggle with mental illness and her amazing revival. Admittedly it's still early days - Britney could have a relapse tomorrow and start throwing animals off motorway bridges, rendering the whole book obsolete - but there's nothing like striking while the iron's hot, is there? That's what Britney Spears' mother Lynne Spears thinks, because her Britney Spears book Through The Storm comes out next week. Copies have already leaked, and it seems it's more about what a brave and inspiring mother Lynne is than anything else. Which is true - Lynne Spears has bravely inspired us never to have kids in case we end up raising them as terribly as she's done with hers.
On the basis that wearing a nice dress and not crying is the best sign of mental recovery, Britney Spears is clearly back to her best. So there's obviously no better time to publish a book about Britney Spears; primarily her struggle with mental illness and her amazing revival. Admittedly it's still early days - Britney could have a relapse tomorrow and start throwing animals off motorway bridges, rendering the whole book obsolete - but there's nothing like striking while the iron's hot, is there? That's what Britney Spears' mother Lynne Spears thinks, because her Britney Spears book Through The Storm comes out next week. Copies have already leaked, and it seems it's more about what a brave and inspiring mother Lynne is than anything else. Which is true - Lynne Spears has bravely inspired us never to have kids in case we end up raising them as terribly as she's done with hers.
Lynne Spears Literally Sells Literary Daughter
If hecklerspray's mother's only chance at a decent pension was to write a tell-all book about raising us to adulthood, there'd probably be an entire chapter dedicated to the time an iguana latched onto our nethers during a Caribbean camping trip, and kept its jaw firmly locked all the way back to the mainland. It got us in an outhouse. We should have brought a flashlight. Also there'd be a chapter about how that reptile-hanger-onner had us tied up in Customs for a day and a half. If this book actually happens, don't anybody read it. We'd simply die. When Britney Spears gets a tell-all book penned by her mother, it doesn't get to have any lizard encounters included unless its about dancing with them in those new fangled southern churches. What it does get, however, is vivid accounts of Brit-Brit drinking at 13, drugging at 15, and watching her virginity sail over the horizon on the guardrail of a decrepit family tree house. The tree house bit is probably not an actual excerpt.
If hecklerspray's mother's only chance at a decent pension was to write a tell-all book about raising us to adulthood, there'd probably be an entire chapter dedicated to the time an iguana latched onto our nethers during a Caribbean camping trip, and kept its jaw firmly locked all the way back to the mainland. It got us in an outhouse. We should have brought a flashlight. Also there'd be a chapter about how that reptile-hanger-onner had us tied up in Customs for a day and a half. If this book actually happens, don't anybody read it. We'd simply die. When Britney Spears gets a tell-all book penned by her mother, it doesn't get to have any lizard encounters included unless its about dancing with them in those new fangled southern churches. What it does get, however, is vivid accounts of Brit-Brit drinking at 13, drugging at 15, and watching her virginity sail over the horizon on the guardrail of a decrepit family tree house. The tree house bit is probably not an actual excerpt.
