For fans of slapstick comedy (hi there!) the old Three Stooges films were pretty much perfect. They were also terrifyingly violent, which of course, made them even more amusing! So what could possibly go wrong?
Well, how about the Farrelly brothers bringing it back and making a joyless modern adaptation?
Sean Penn, Benicio Del Toro and Jim Carrey were lined up to play Larry, Moe and Curly and, wisely, they ran a million miles away from this obviously dreadful idea. Wanna see the trailer so you know how woeful it is?
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As timeless at The Three Stooges were, their movies didn’t really have enough masturbation or funny disabled people in them.
But that’s all going to change! Why? Because there’s going to be a new Three Stooges movie coming out next year, and it’s going to a) be set in the modern world, b) partially feature The Three Stooges as children and c) be written and directed by The Farrelly Brothers.
Leaving aside the fact that it’ll probably end up starring Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Jimmy Fallon, it’s quite hard to understand why The Farrelly Brothers are even making a new movie based on The Three Stooges in the first place. After all, it’ll probably be much cheaper to train a monkey to rub its own poo across the gravestones of the old Three Stooges, wouldn’t it?
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