Ross Noble has done very well for himself. Not bad considering he’s got the world’s shortest attention span and a penchant for turning the most average of situations on its head into some kind of Dada surrealist statement. With nob jokes.
Noble has been thriving on the stand-up circuit for yonks and we caught up with him to talk about his new DVD ‘Things’, but instead, wandered off into Barbara Windsor fellating with bingo balls, being hit with shoes, slagging off Mock The Week and trying to work out if he’s brave or stupid.
Or both. Our stupid faced editor, Mof Gimmers, went to find out… Read More >>>
Pamela Anderson now gets divorced with such tick-tock regularity that it's become almost reassuring – so when Pamela Anderson tries to work out the differences with her husbands instead of just ditching them, it's a bit weird.
No, it's worse than weird. It's wrong. Although it was reported yesterday that Pamela Anderson was ready to fulfil her duties as an out-of-touch celebrity bimbette by divorcing her most recent husband Rick Salomon after two months of happy marriage, the latest news is that perhaps Pamela Anderson won't get divorced after all. A post on Pamela Anderson's blog that worryingly reads "We're working things out…" has caused suspicions that she's already having second thoughts. So let's hope that Pam comes to her senses and completes her divorce soon, because we're pretty sure that a lasting Pamela Anderson marriage will upset the natural order of things and make the moon fall out of the sky and the seas boil.
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