Never go skating on a frozen-over lake. That's what we were always told by our parents. But they were wrong.
Sort of, at least – they told us not to skate on lakes in case the ice cracked and we died a horrible frozen death, but really they should have told us not to because of all the monsters and stuff lurking there. Because that's what Thin Ice is all about – skating around in circles in a pond and catching monsters. Probably best that you play Thin Ice yourself – that way you'll know what we're yammering on about.
