It is a widely known fact that hecklerspray has a great thirst for scientific research.
That’s why it peaked our interest to learn that a recent scientific study showed that when people hear the words ‘Demi Moore’ and ‘leech’, 97.624% (p < 0.05) automatically think ‘Ashton Kutcher’.
Although such results are can hardly be classified as breakthrough findings, it explains why the vast majority of the world recoiled in disgust at hearing Demi Moore proclaim that she gets her blood sucked by leeches.
Be at ease, folks. Demi Moore is referring literally to leeches, not an intimate relationship with her husband.
