Welcome once again, to ‘Movies From Beyond’ your weekly celebration of the good, the bad and the ugly of films! We love horror and gore and all things drenched in blood and can only assume you’re the same, so sit back and relax, oh, and feel free to use the sick bags…
As a rule we like films set on planes; (‘Redeye’ and ‘Snakes on a Plane’) and we REALLY like horror movies set on planes.
So imagine our delight when we got our sweaty little paws on the recently released ‘Quarantine 2’ which combines air travel and zombies in a blood drenched spectacular we haven’t seen the likes of since ‘Flight of the Living Dead’ dragged it’s rotting corpse through passport control.
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To celebrate the upcoming release of his new film ‘The Ward’*, hecklerspray would like to remind everyone of why John Carpenter is, on a good day, one of the greats. Liking John Carpenter is like being an Oasis fan- you still hope that the next release will capture those defining moments that made him/them so vital to you despite the fact that you’ve been hurt so many times.
If you can’t understand why we sound like an abused wife, then you obviously haven’t seen Ghosts of Mars.
Here is a list of films, underneath each title there’s an explanation of why you have to see it. You’ve read magazines so you know how these lazy articles work- either you already like the films and you enjoy reading someone agree with you or you haven’t seen them, in which case you have no interest in reading any of this. Read More >>>
It’s almost impossible to genuinely surprise and shock people in movie theatres these days.
We’ve already seen it all. We suspect every member of the cast of being the murderer. We’ve developed strong stomachs after seeing just about every imaginable way an unstoppable maniac with a huge knife can kill horny teenagers. Even most of the sexual taboos have become mainstream and boring by today’s standards.
Anyway, we may feel pretty unshockable now, but here at hecklerspray we wanted to pay homage to the groundbreaking, WTF moments that really had us staring blankly at the screen in disbelief. These clips are comprised of dastardly plot twists, sickening scenes of deaths or mutilation and, well, moments that really had us questioning the director’s sanity. Enjoy. Just beware there are serious spoilers in here.
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Folded for the good stuff, Creased for the bad.
Folded:
- Land of the Lost trailer online (and, surprisingly, it looks okay)
- Being only as tall as a Ribena Berry yet still being able to kick everyone’s ass (we’re talking about you, Mr. Jack Bauer)
- The Thing…coming back to your screens on September 15th (a giant widescreen head on legs? We’re there)
- Dr. Oetker pizzas (extra fat, extra taste)
- Dizzee Rascal (don’t let the fact that Dizzee looks like a sixth-former playing truant fool you, he’s alright)
Creased:
Folded for the good stuff, Creased for the bad.
Folded:
* Land of the Lost trailer online (and, surprisingly, it looks okay)
* Being only as tall as a Ribena Berry yet still being able to kick everyone’s ass (we’re talking about you, Mr. Jack Bauer)
* The Thing...coming back to your screens on September 15th (a giant widescreen head on legs? We're there)
* Dr. Oetker pizzas (extra fat, extra taste)
* Dizzee Rascal (don’t let the fact that Dizzee looks like a sixth-former playing truant fool you, he's alright)
Creased:
* Four minute Terminator Salvation clip online (enough already)
* This year’s The Apprentice contestants.. (..are the worst ever, right? Ben isn't fit for £100 a year, let alone £100,000)
* Friday night KFC (seriously don’t even get tempted. It’s worse than you could possibly remember)
* Sunny and cold (an increasingly common weather phenomenon for the U.K. For putting you in a good mood, it's right up there with warm and drizzly)
* Ben Sherman shirts (haven’t been worn correctly for twenty-five years now)
