Articles tagged with: the sun
Amy Winehouse Died In Blake Fielder-Civil’s Arms (There’s a “Nearly” Missing From That Statement)
In a bold move to try and make people remember who he is, Blake Fielder-Civil has claimed Amy Winehouse died in his arms. The problems here are twofold: one - it's only nearly died, thus removing most of the impact, and two - who the hell is Blake Fielder-Civil? Answers on a postcard please. Even faced with this wall of evidence pointing to the fact that no one cares or knows who this plum is, The Sun still went and chatted to Amy Winehouse's ex-husband where he revealed the astonishing facts of a regular junkie party for the former couple.
In a bold move to try and make people remember who he is, Blake Fielder-Civil has claimed Amy Winehouse died in his arms. The problems here are twofold: one - it's only nearly died, thus removing most of the impact, and two - who the hell is Blake Fielder-Civil? Answers on a postcard please. Even faced with this wall of evidence pointing to the fact that no one cares or knows who this plum is, The Sun still went and chatted to Amy Winehouse's ex-husband where he revealed the astonishing facts of a regular junkie party for the former couple.
Sharon Osbourne Legally Not As Awful As You Thought
You might not like Sharon Osbourne - specifically her stupid haircut, weird face and ridiculous Skeletor voice. And that's fine. But even Sharon Osbourne has her limits. Cross them and she'll sue your flipping bum off. That's what Sharon Osbourne did to The Sun after it claimed she was working Ozzy Osbourne 'to destruction' to keep her rich, and she's won a substantial payout from it. So whatever you do, don't say that Sharon Osbourne is trying to kill her husband with work. But feel free to laugh at her funny Skeletor voice. That's probably OK. If it isn't, we're screwed.
You might not like Sharon Osbourne - specifically her stupid haircut, weird face and ridiculous Skeletor voice. And that's fine. But even Sharon Osbourne has her limits. Cross them and she'll sue your flipping bum off. That's what Sharon Osbourne did to The Sun after it claimed she was working Ozzy Osbourne 'to destruction' to keep her rich, and she's won a substantial payout from it. So whatever you do, don't say that Sharon Osbourne is trying to kill her husband with work. But feel free to laugh at her funny Skeletor voice. That's probably OK. If it isn't, we're screwed.
Katy Perry: Yeah, About That Whole Knife Thing…
Whether it's by singing about kissing girls or by slightly looking a bit like a man, Katy Perry has never shied away from controversy. And because of this affinity for controversy, Katy Perry is currently getting the hiding of her life. A couple of days ago The Sun published a photo of Katy Perry posing with a knife accompanied by a headline similar to but not exactly 'BURN THE WITCH FOR SHE KNOWES MAGICK!' and now all hell has broken loose. So, with the sound of tabloid disapproval ringing in her ears, Katy Perry has released a statement saying that she is 'against all violence'. Problem solved. Now The Sun can get back to the real threat to the nation's youth - all those pictures of Katy Perry wearing 1940s swimsuits. Seriously, if we start seeing girls dressed as WWII cheesecake models in the street, we're going to form a mob and burn Katy's house down.
Whether it's by singing about kissing girls or by slightly looking a bit like a man, Katy Perry has never shied away from controversy. And because of this affinity for controversy, Katy Perry is currently getting the hiding of her life. A couple of days ago The Sun published a photo of Katy Perry posing with a knife accompanied by a headline similar to but not exactly 'BURN THE WITCH FOR SHE KNOWES MAGICK!' and now all hell has broken loose. So, with the sound of tabloid disapproval ringing in her ears, Katy Perry has released a statement saying that she is 'against all violence'. Problem solved. Now The Sun can get back to the real threat to the nation's youth - all those pictures of Katy Perry wearing 1940s swimsuits. Seriously, if we start seeing girls dressed as WWII cheesecake models in the street, we're going to form a mob and burn Katy's house down.
Blake Will Pay You £20,000 To Make Doherty Bleed. Interested?
Blake Fielder-Civil, currently serving time in Pentonville prison, has allegedly offered another inmate £20,000 to beat up Pete Doherty, because he’s sure the singer is making love to his irresistibly impetigo wife, Amy Jade Winehouse Fielder-Civil. Twenty grand Blake?! Don’t be so fucking stupid. Hecklerspray will quite happily kick his drug-addled brain out for £3.50. And this includes the taxi fare and a quick sandwich from Lidl. The Sun reports: “He approached ex- bouncer Richard Lyttle, on remand for murder but since released without charge." Richard, 39, said: “We were sitting in my cell and he said, ‘If you get Doherty for me I’ll give you £20,000.’ He kept saying, ‘Can you arrange it?’ and telling me to get some guys to his house. He knew the address. He said, ‘Amy’s obviously sleeping with him'.†You really think Doherty can muster a hard on, Fielder-Civil? Do you? .
Blake Fielder-Civil, currently serving time in Pentonville prison, has allegedly offered another inmate £20,000 to beat up Pete Doherty, because he’s sure the singer is making love to his irresistibly impetigo wife, Amy Jade Winehouse Fielder-Civil. Twenty grand Blake?! Don’t be so fucking stupid. Hecklerspray will quite happily kick his drug-addled brain out for £3.50. And this includes the taxi fare and a quick sandwich from Lidl. The Sun reports: “He approached ex- bouncer Richard Lyttle, on remand for murder but since released without charge." Richard, 39, said: “We were sitting in my cell and he said, ‘If you get Doherty for me I’ll give you £20,000.’ He kept saying, ‘Can you arrange it?’ and telling me to get some guys to his house. He knew the address. He said, ‘Amy’s obviously sleeping with him'.†You really think Doherty can muster a hard on, Fielder-Civil? Do you? .
What? Amy Winehouse Is On Crack?!
So that's why Amy Winehouse was so weird at her husband's court appearance last week - she was apparently off her face on all sorts of drugs.
Yes, drugs. It turns out, you see, that allegedly Amy Winehouse sometimes takes drugs. And sometimes, just sometimes, tabloid newspapers are there to secretly video it, like they were on Thursday night. The Sun caught Amy apparently popping Valium, snorting lines of ecstasy powder and cocaine and, yes, honking on her crack pipe.
But the good news is that the alleged drug binge didn't give Amy Winehouse a near-death overdose experience again. So at least she's getting better at it.
