Fact: The Sims annoys us massively. You die if you don’t talk to yourself in the mirror for six hours at a time? You die if you don’t flush the toilet? Lies, all of them.
So here’s The Sims. Although, to be fair, this is a much, much better version of The Sims because of all the gritty realism. You sleep. You wee. You watch TV. You have no new emails. You repeat. Forever. That’s pretty spot-on, isn’t it?
