Jessica Simpson Makes A TV Show All About How Fat She Is Jessica Simpson knows how to react when life hands her a lemon. She eats the lemon, then shakes life by the shoulders screaming "More lemons! MORE LEMONS!" And then she runs off and holds up a Krispy Kreme outlet at gunpoint and orders one of the staff to help her chug an entire day's worth of glaze in one go right from the machine. Because, you see, Jessica Simpson is fat. OK, Jessica Simpson isn't fat. But one photo taken months ago made her look slightly fatter than usual. So Jessica Simpson is making a TV series about it. Seriously.