Poor old Bristol Palin, she’s got a shotgun wielding nutcase of a mother, had a child with a man who has neck so red that it can’t be seen by the naked eye and, unbelievably, she failed to win some shoddy yank spin-off of Strictly Come Dancing.
In what can only be seen as an attempt to desperately claw back some semblance of dignity, dear sweet Brizzle has appeared in a Public Service Announcement for safe sex, alongside none other than Mike, “The Situation,” Sorrentino.
Yes, you did read that correctly, Bristol Palin is promoting safe sex with a man who is named after his own abdomen.
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So, the pope’s been and gone and the press worked themselves into a frenzy. The Sun tried to make it seem like he’s ‘the people’s choice’, whilst the Daily Mail bizarrely decided that he was some sort of anti-political correctness figurehead- like Jeremy Clarkson, only in a slower car.
Once again they got it wrong.
The people’s choice was to not give a shit. Sure he had adoring crowds who were prepared to overlook recent sex scandals but then again so do the England football team and people still want the man in charge of them to lose his job, so maybe he shouldn’t look too smug. Read More >>>
It’s fair to say that if you’re gay, Protestant or a follower of any other religion apart from Christianity, then The Pope will blow raspberries at you.
It’s the job of The Pope – otherwise known as God’s right hand man – to tell us we’re all living in deep sin and will burn in hell.
Apart from pestering people to not wear condoms, The Pope doesn’t really have much in common with young people. You won’t see him in line at the kebab shop after dancing away at a seven hour rave. However, you could see him holding up the lines at the local cinema as queues to see the latest Harry Potter flick.
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