Miley Cyrus was at the Oscars on Sunday, possibly because Hannah Montana: The Movie was up for the Biggest Load Of Cack award.
But possibly not. Either way, Miley Cyrus was at the Oscars, and her date for the night was her newest Liam Hemsworth. We’re telling you this not because the pair of them are rumoured to be dating, or because Miley came tantalisingly close to confirming those rumours. No, we’re telling you this because, while describing Hemsworth, Miley Cyrus said “I think we’re both deeper than normal people.”
You heard it here first, everyone – Miley Cyrus is deeper than you. No matter what you do in your entire life, you’ll never even be a tenth as profound as Miley Cyrus is, even when she’s just talking about her hair or whatever. Sorry to be the ones who had to break it to you. Deal with it.
