We’ve collectively cried about how Hollywood has bent over our childhood memories, stroked their hair and whispered that it’ll all be over soon. It’s an unrelenting trend that isn’t likely to end.

Take this month’s The Karate Kid remake, starring Jackie Chan and pint-sized Will Smith, a film that not only seems wrong but isn’t even about Karate, given Chan’s Kung-Fu background.?’We’d rather have?a crane kick anyday,’ we snorted…well now you can too!

We’ve got three copies of both The Karate Kid and The Karate Kid II to giveaway on Blu-ray?to?three lucky fly-trapping fans. Just answer the following question: