Articles tagged with: The Hills
Generally speaking, the cast of The Hills are such a bundle of obnoxiously overprivileged mimsies that they seem incapable of wiping their own bottoms by themselves. But there's always an exception to the rule, and in this case it's Lauren Conrad. True, she might spend her entire life trapped in an oblivious richie rich bubble - a bubble that most sane people would like to take a flaming cricket bat to - but you can't say that Lauren Conrad doesn't possess basic English skills. That's because Lauren Conrad has just signed up to write three young adult fiction books that she totally would have been asked to write anyway even if she wasn't on TV all the poxy time. We don't know about you, but we think that these Lauren Conrad books are going to be the best young adult fiction books written by a woman we've never heard of from a TV show that we actively dislike ever. Yay for books!
If you’re US presidential candidate John McCain, you probably spend a lot of time strategising your next campaign move.
You’re also likely to spend even more time strategising your next move in general like, you know, getting up out of a chair and such. The remainder of your time is probably spent watching MTV and keeping up with the latest juice on trashy reality shows like The Hills. Well, at least that’s what John McCain says he does, sort of. He may just have said something to that effect because one of the characters on The Hills announced her support for John McCain.
And he likes it. He like it good.
Stop the press and hold the phone - a set of naked Audrina Patridge pictures has hit the internet in a big way.
You know, Audrina Patridge. Come on, you must know who Audrina Patridge is. Audrina Patridge from The Hills. The Hills. Audrina Patridge from the MTV reality TV show The Hills. It's a spin-off from Laguna Beach. Laguna Beach. Anyone?
Look, alright, we don't know who Audrina Patridge is either, and we get the feeling that we'd rather hurl ourselves down a well than actually ever watch an episode of The Hills. But, hey, naked Audrina Patridge pictures! Let's go!
