The Razzies Shockingly Decide That The Love Guru Was Bum We certainly wouldn't like to be Mike Myers right now - although, granted, that's mostly to do with his haircut. But part of it is because of the Razzies. The nominations for this year's Razzies have been announced, and Mike Myers' woeful mishap The Love Guru has swept the board, earning nods for Worst Screenplay, Worst Director, Worst Actor, Worst Actress, Worst Supporting Actor and Worst Movie. But it's not all bad news for Mike Myers, because The Happening has also been nominated plenty of times, and if it doesn't win everything then we promise to do a dirty protest somewhere.

MOVIE REVIEW: The Happening

M. Night Shyamalan's latest effort looked to be the return to darker, more suspense filled territory after Lady In The Water drowned with critics and audiences alike.

Unfortunately while the premise suggests that in this film shit happens, we're unhappy to say that, while score one for pun usage, it turns out that Happening's shit.  

Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is The first lot good; the second not so good.

Folded:
Hannah Sandling (beyond cute cutie)
Dark Beige (Mathew Clifton’s very funny Onion-esque blog. Start petitioning the BBC for ‘Dimewatch’ right now)
Old Skool R&B (perfect for the hot weather we don’t currently have)
The Happening (why does everyone hate this? Because everyone ...

Ooh, It’s A Trailer For The Happening By M. Night Shyamalan!

Chances are if anyone asks you about films you're looking forward to seeing in 2008, you'll say Iron Man or The Dark Knight or even - if you're weird - A Quantum Of Solace.

What you probably won't say is "that M. Night Shyamalan film about the plants that make people kill themselves." But tough shit, because here's a trailer

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